My dad is a

[loquere]

You’ve hooked up (had sex) with this hot girl; you’re now on the third date, so you two are dating. You’re chatting her up about her family, she knows all about yours, already.

Answer with one word or a profession. What profession would scare you?


My dad is a _____________________.

 

[dolf]

my dad is... your dad!

 

[Cheyenne]

my dad is... your dad!

Can't top that answer.

 

[run_silent]

my dad is... your dad!

Oh Good Lord! Call me, we need to talk about dad. We might be committing incest.

Edited to add-Not that I really care.

 

[loquere]

Rules much?

 

[Licia]

Dead. Hi, I'm spawn.

 

[Wings]

You’ve hooked up (had sex) with this hot girl; you’re now on the third date, so you two are dating. You’re chatting her up about her family, she knows all about yours, already.

Answer with one word or a profession. What profession would scare you?


My dad is a _____________________.

Quoted.



Also, your dad is a hot fuck.

 

[thør]

My dad is in the urn on the fireplace mantle...

Along with that no good whore bitch third wife of his.

 

[run_silent]

My dad is in the urn on the fireplace mantle...

Along with that no good whore bitch third wife of his.

That's not nice. Make her important to you life. Give her purpose and meaning to your home. Add her to your kitty litter.

 

[Soulen]

gun collecting proctologist?

 

[thør]

That's not nice. Make her important to you life. Give her purpose and meaning to your home. Add her to your kitty litter.

Who said she's a nice girl?

 

[run_silent]

Who said she's a nice girl?

Ummm.... I guess you missed the adding her to the kitty litter?

 

[thør]

Ummm.... I guess you missed the adding her to the kitty litter?

Or you missed the point about her saying those words?







"If she is like a cat, we have kitty litter,
but if she is like a dog, we do it on the paper"

- Steve Martin

 

[Liar]

...dude. To my knowledge, anyway.

 

[run_silent]

Or you missed the point about her saying those words?







"If she is like a cat, we have kitty litter,
but if she is like a dog, we do it on the paper"

- Steve Martin

No offence meant.

 

[thør]

No offence meant.

No prob

 

[loquere]

gun collecting proctologist?

LOL!!

Well I was planning a second chapter for a story.

I was thinking of making the characters girlfriends PAPA a POLICE CHIEF?

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Republican

 

[klingle]

Conan O'Brien. I just cannot find humour in him.

 

[clutch1]

You’ve hooked up (had sex) with this hot girl; you’re now on the third date, so you two are dating. You’re chatting her up about her family, she knows all about yours, already.

Answer with one word or a profession. What profession would scare you?


My dad is a _____________________.

Zombie

 

[loquere]

Police Chief no, that dosen't scare you!

 

[eyer]

All dad's are motherfvckers...

...literally.

 

[EllieTalbot]

Conan O'Brien. I just cannot find humour in him.

Sacrilege!

Cuckoo for Coco,
Ellie

 

[klingle]

Sacrilege!

Cuckoo for Coco,
Ellie

You like him?

 

[naughtycakes]

Is in waste disposal.