Sister-in- law

[1Browneyedguy]

Ever have any sexual fantasies??? or MORE of your sister in law / cousin / etc ? She prob doesn't favor Knight rider PJs either..

First I don't have a sister in law... but there is this cousin not on my side.. who is HOT! (She's divorced, 2 kids) Nothing has ever happened, but there have been glances, hugs etc. And I do get B Day cards from her and not from her brothers..

Please feel free to tell us

 

[islandman]

You're going to hell.

 

[bra_man69]

You're going to hell.

That (special) part of hell

 

[kbate]

Of course sending a birthday card means she wants to go down on you, that is what it means each of the 50 or so times a year I send birthday cards to friends and family. It isn't because I just want them to know I am thinking of them - it has to be sexual.

I do have one hot second cousin though (or is it second cousin once removed, I can never remember how these things work?) and have always wondered if she'd leave her husband, turn gay and choose a family member for her lesbian lover . . .

 

[Wings]

No one cares.

 

[klingle]

I read that as "BJ card".

 

[lovetoread]

Ever have any sexual fantasies??? or MORE of your sister in law / cousin / etc ? She prob doesn't favor Knight rider PJs either..

First I don't have a sister in law... but there is this cousin not on my side.. who is HOT! (She's divorced, 2 kids) Nothing has ever happened, but there have been glances, hugs etc. And I do get B Day cards from her and not from her brothers..

Please feel free to tell us

First rule of Lit club, always quote.

 

[MNGuy]

Ever have any sexual fantasies??? Yeah, between 200 and 300 a day, oh wait, you mean about sister in laws, naw, she's a skinny leathery bitch. or MORE of your sister in law / cousin / etc ? NO! None are fantasy worthy. She prob doesn't favor Knight rider PJs either.. Har har har, clever.

First I don't have a sister in law... but there is this cousin not on my side.. who is HOT! (She's divorced, 2 kids) Nothing has ever happened, but there have been glances, hugs etc. That's just your perception, don't be fooled. And I do get B Day cards from her and not from her brothers.. Wow, imagine that, guys not sending birthday cards, and yes, like previous posters say, getting a birthday car means she wants to suck you massive cock.

Please feel free to tell us Pay me to tell.

 

[parodyluvr75]

She prob doesn't favor Knight rider PJs either..

No, she doesn't. But she notices yours.

She has a fantasy.

You, her, a car, rope and a telephone pole...

Get a job and stop eating all the corn flakes.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Ever have any sexual fantasies??? or MORE of your sister in law / cousin / etc ? She prob doesn't favor Knight rider PJs either..

First I don't have a sister in law... but there is this cousin not on my side.. who is HOT! (She's divorced, 2 kids) Nothing has ever happened, but there have been glances, hugs etc. And I do get B Day cards from her and not from her brothers..

Please feel free to tell us

C'mon, fess up. Secretly you were more disappointed to find out that your male cousins apparently aren't gay.

 

[Cheyenne]

C'mon, fess up. Secretly you were more disappointed to find out that your male cousins apparently aren't gay.

Now THIS makes sense.