Intelligent Smut

[MattWolf]

I read a post somewhere that described people who posted ads in the personals section as pond life... which being a semi-regular myself I thought was a little harsh...

However, if any girls, women or ladies are looking to exchange some intelligent smut with an attractive and well word-endowed man, perhaps to distract them from the daily grind, then please drop me a line. You can then judge for yourself whether I'm a bottom feeder, a pond skater or a diamond in the rough.

I'm 37, over-educated, British. I'm able to mix metaphors and bend language to the art of text-based seduction with them best of them. I like to send and receive flirtatious emails that prompt the loins to stir when then pop up in the inbox and impatient anticipation for the next one. I like games. I love intelligent but dirty minded women who are passionate and full-hearted in their virtual love-making.

 

[MattWolf]

Bumping myself... now I must seem desperate...

 

[Edensgarden]

Bumping myself... now I must seem desperate...

You sound desperate saying that...

 

[dreamykitten2]

Too bad you

Nener wrote back to me when I Pm'd you before!! You wouldn't sound desperate now!!! Lol!!! So if u want some intelligent smutty emails that are a total mind fuck then u will pm me this time! And if not you will continue your search when u have an intelligent woman who loves sensual and erotic banter back and forth right under your nose!!!

 

[MattWolf]

Sorry if I didn't reply dreamykitten, I thought I had...

 

[MattWolf]

You sound desperate saying that...

I'm wondering if that is supposed to be supportive or if it is meant to pull the rug from under my feet and leave me flailing in a head of sweaty desperation on the floor?

 

[stlblondie]

Bumping myself... now I must seem desperate...

I don't think you seem desperate at all. You know what you want.

 

[cumbtwntits]

You sound desperate saying that...

hahaha, sexy lollipop lady

 

[Edensgarden]

I'm wondering if that is supposed to be supportive or if it is meant to pull the rug from under my feet and leave me flailing in a head of sweaty desperation on the floor?

You know I am very supportive of everything you do Mr.Wolf.

I would never intentionally leave your head flailing.

 

[Edensgarden]

hahaha, sexy lollipop lady

Mr. Executive,

I am not used to seeing you outside your own threads.

Did you peek in here looking for Intelligent Smut or did you read the title to be Intelligent Slut?

I am sure you want both back at the office.

 

[NeonKnickers]

This guy is not pond scum, or desperate. He's imaginative and creative and overall, a real gem.

 

[Edensgarden]

This guy is not pond scum, or desperate. He's imaginative and creative and overall, a real gem.

I totally agree. He is definitely not desperate pond scum. I don't think that was ever said.

He is a true gem and a friend. Any girl that is lucky enough to have his attention will not be disappointed.

 

[MattWolf]

He is a true gem and a friend. Any girl that is lucky enough to have his attention will not be disappointed.

Oh Eden!

This guy is not pond scum, or desperate. He's imaginative and creative and overall, a real gem.

Oh Neon!

Girls, ladies, women, you're making me blush.

 

[alexandria_lee]

You sound like an entertaining sort of lad...are a contributing writer here as well?

 

[Mirisa]

Intelligent smut, well endowed, really, who could resist all that?

 

[MattWolf]

Intelligent smut, well endowed, really, who could resist all that?

I don't know, but some people have truly amazing will power.

 

[kyrie1595]

~little hip bump...

... for your search.

I don't know you as well as others, but desperate you are not. I do hope you find what you're looking for. ~smiles softly~

Bumping myself... now I must seem desperate...

 

[korus]

... for your search.

I don't know you as well as others, but desperate you are not. I do hope you find what you're looking for. ~smiles softly~

he must be a good guy wish i had his qualities

 

[kyrie1595]

~smiles softly~

I'm sure you have your own unique qualities. We all do.

he must be a good guy wish i had his qualities

 

[Vixen96]

Hello again

I will give this another bump and nod of support for you

 

[korus]

I'm sure you have your own unique qualities. We all do.

true and ty for that

 

[kyrie1595]

You're very welcome. ~smiles~

true and ty for that

 

[Mirisa]

I don't know, but some people have truly amazing will power.

This made me giggle.

Really ladies, this guy is great to chat with.

 

[MattWolf]

You're very welcome. ~smiles~

Kyrie and Korus... do you two want to get yourselves a room...?

 

[MattWolf]

This made me giggle.

Really ladies, this guy is great to chat with.

Thank you Mirisa, you are too too kind.