Riles....

islandman

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....needs a spanking for not responding to texts.

Does anybody know how to hog-tie a cow-girl?
 
Thank the vain streak running through me for finding this...

But what texts? I haven't seen anything in ages.

-shaking phone-

Nope...it's not broken.

Try again?

;):)

Hope you are well cutie.
 
I'm quite well, thank you.
And how happy I am to know it!

smiles to YOU this time my friend. I can afford to be generous with them....the weather has been PERFECT for haying, and all my little seeds in the ground have grown big and tall. It's going to be a very good year if the weather holds. Keep something crossed, we could use a decent year!
 
And how happy I am to know it!

smiles to YOU this time my friend. I can afford to be generous with them....the weather has been PERFECT for haying, and all my little seeds in the ground have grown big and tall. It's going to be a very good year if the weather holds. Keep something crossed, we could use a decent year!

lets roll in that hay and u can have my seed! ;)
 
lets roll in that hay and u can have my seed! ;)
Because I am in such a good mood, I will laugh at that and impart some wisdom....the difference between real farm guys and dolls and a citiot trying to pass themselves off as one is that little mistake you made.

...STRAW is the true farmers choice for a tumble. Leave the hay for the livestock.

-wink-
 
Because I am in such a good mood, I will laugh at that and impart some wisdom....the difference between real farm guys and dolls and a citiot trying to pass themselves off as one is that little mistake you made.

...STRAW is the true farmers choice for a tumble. Leave the hay for the livestock.

-wink-

so u into this?
 
I wouldn't be surprised if she baled your dumb ass and mailed you home to mom.:rolleyes:

Come now, what about me isn't sweet as pie? I don't need to be nasty to make boys behave. -smiles-

Nice to see you around though. I trust all is well.
 
lol thats cool but let me know if u chang ur mind. u look Hot in your avatar.

Oh lord... -eyeroll-

I think you have found the perfect place in Lit for someone with your unfailing optimism. Truly, Lit thrives on people like you.

Happy hunting.
 
Oh lord... -eyeroll-

I think you have found the perfect place in Lit for someone with your unfailing optimism. Truly, Lit thrives on people like you.

Happy hunting.

awwww... you made a friend :)

and by "friend", i mean "creepy-pervy cyber stalker "
 
awwww... you made a friend :)

and by "friend", i mean "creepy-pervy cyber stalker "

Well....I have to admit that there's something 'special' about a person who can take being called a pig and not take offence.

...Maybe I was hasty in my total lack of interest and near repulsion. I mean....I've been wrong once before.
 
Well....I have to admit that there's something 'special' about a person who can take being called a pig and not take offence.

...Maybe I was hasty in my total lack of interest and near repulsion. I mean....I've been wrong once before.

r u talkin about me?
 
Well....I have to admit that there's something 'special' about a person who can take being called a pig and not take offence.

...Maybe I was hasty in my total lack of interest and near repulsion. I mean....I've been wrong once before.

trust your instincts. offense was not taken because comprehension was missing.

cross to the other side of the street when you see him coming
 
Riles is appealing to all sorts of folks I see ;) way to find a creeper..err..I mean keeper there.
 
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