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DUDExLUVSxTITS

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ok look u seem like a nice guy but we got off in the wrong track and I would like us to be friends. i think we could be cuz ur funny and I luv ur avatar icon. So cute!!
 
I want you to be for real but I think that's too much to ask for. I mean it'd be like winning the lottery or something.
 
Speaking of semen4her, it is amazing the semen that ran away never came back.
 
DUDExLUVSxTITS said:
no need to be rude i went to fucking COLLEGE! i just made a lil typo.
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You made a homonym mistake, not a typo with the word 'peace' and 'piece'

As for text speak, well, that's an entire different category of stupid and lazy!
 
DUDExLUVSxTITS said:
u gotta calm down bro. chicks dont like grammer nerds man.
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But you also committed an embarrassing contextual malapropism by advocating "burying the peace pipe" as an expression of friendship. You don't bury the peace pipe. You bury the hatchet and smoke and/or pass the peace pipe.

Chicks may not like grammar nerds, but presumably they would prefer to date guys smarter than their goldfish.
 
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Colonel Hogan said:
But you also committed an embarrassing contextual malapropism by advocating "burying the peace pipe" as an expression of friendship. You don't bury the peace pipe. You bury the hatchet and smoke and/or pass the peace pipe.

Chicks may not like grammar nerds, but presumably they would prefer to date guys smarter than their goldfish.
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my bad
 
DUDExLUVSxTITS said:
u gotta calm down bro. chicks dont like grammer nerds man.
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Dude.

Seriously. You're committing all kinds of wrong. Unless you're actually using a cell phone to post, use normal words. In fact, unless you're texting friends or family, use normal words. The rest of the world will thank you or at least take you a bit more seriously.

And it's grammar, college boy.
 
Typo Fu Master said:
Dude.

Seriously. You're committing all kinds of wrong. Unless you're actually using a cell phone to post, use normal words. In fact, unless you're texting friends or family, use normal words. The rest of the world will thank you or at least take you a bit more seriously.

And it's grammar, college boy.
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wtf is the biggie if i use shortnings sometime?
 
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