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The tears of a Native American who wept when I tossed my Big Mac wrapper on the ground.

You're probably thinking that's horrible, but I actually did him a favor. It's pretty damn hard to give a shit about some asshole throwing trash on the ground when, as an encore, the dude starts swiping the meaty, engorged head of his schlong across your peepers in an effort to lube up the ol' love rod. There's a valuable lesson in that for all of us.
 
The tears of a Native American who wept when I tossed my Big Mac wrapper on the ground.

You're probably thinking that's horrible, but I actually did him a favor. It's pretty damn hard to give a shit about some asshole throwing trash on the ground when, as an encore, the dude starts swiping the meaty, engorged head of his schlong across your peepers in an effort to lube up the ol' love rod. There's a valuable lesson in that for all of us.

WUT?????
 
if u no what I mean!!

"No" for "know" and repeating punctuation. Cool start, bro.

The tears of a Native American who wept when I tossed my Big Mac wrapper on the ground.

You're probably thinking that's horrible, but I actually did him a favor. It's pretty damn hard to give a shit about some asshole throwing trash on the ground when, as an encore, the dude starts swiping the meaty, engorged head of his schlong across your peepers in an effort to lube up the ol' love rod. There's a valuable lesson in that for all of us.

LOL - nice!


You're a fucking retard. (That's not what he was saying; I'm saying it.)
 
DUDExLUVSxTITS, I'm so sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but this just isn't going to work out. Thanks for thinking of us, and we wish you all the best in the future.

Bye forever!
 
DUDExLUVSxTITS, I'm so sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but this just isn't going to work out. Thanks for thinking of us, and we wish you all the best in the future.

Bye forever!

Ur confuzing the livin crap outta me!
 
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