Aussie Slang & Why It's Better Than That British Shite

[Phelia]

Strewth, ya bogans!

1. Superior ways to say "vomit": technicolor yawn, liquid laugh, chunder (Bonus - can also be used as an adjective. See: chunderous)

2. Sayings like "No wuckers!" + "She'll be apples" + "Bloody oath!" + "Chuck a wobbly"

3. Chook instead of chicken. How cute is that??

4. Anything said in an Aussie accent = instantly funnier.

I'm not saying that the pommies don't have a few gems in their lexicon. I am saying that people from Australia are irrefutably cooler and better-looking.

Now that that's settled, someone come teach me slang in other languages. Love that!

 

[eyer]

Friggin' foreigners...

 

[DUDExLUVSxTITS]

here in us we call a torch a flashlight not torch like it says in uk

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Totally agree..Austailan accent equal sexy....Brittish, not so much.

Plus, being stationed in Hawaii for 4 years I made a living off the hot Australian tourists and can say from my experience they fuck much better than British chicks.

I still remember my first one...I was chatting her up and laying on the charm when she put her hand to my mouth to shut me up and asked "so are we going to go fuck or what"?

 

[Phelia]

Friggin' foreigners...

Speaking of fucked up slang, "I do not think it means what you think it means." Friggin'.

Besides, I have three citizenships. That means that I am allowed to say whatever I want about whomever I want and I'm automatically correct.

here in us we call a torch a flashlight not torch like it says in uk

You tell 'em, cowboy.

 

[Sebastian_Plz]

Totally agree..Austailan accent equal sexy....Brittish, not so much.

Plus, being stationed in Hawaii for 4 years I made a living off the hot Australian tourists and can say from my experience they fuck much better than British chicks.

I still remember my first one...I was chatting her up and laying on the charm when she put her hand to my mouth to shut me up and asked "so are we going to go fuck or what"?

Dude, that is awesome...and with an Aussie tone, damn hot. Lucky guy and not to shabby to have it done whilst on the gov't dime (I'm assuming haha). Good job.

 

[eyer]

Besides, I have three citizenships. That means that I am allowed to say whatever I want about whomever I want and I'm automatically correct.

Pffttt...

...you got ripped.

I'm a citizen of only one country...

...and I am allowed to say whatever I want about whomever I want and I'm automatically correct, too.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Dude, that is awesome...and with an Aussie tone, damn hot. Lucky guy and not to shabby to have it done whilst on the gov't dime (I'm assuming haha). Good job.

I have found Australian chicks to be much more up front and aggressive than most. Plus they tend to love American men, as we are not all alcoholics with loud moths who tend to beat them. ( Just kidding about that part...Autralian dudes are the funniest to go drinking with)

 

[Phelia]

Totally agree..Austailan accent equal sexy....Brittish, not so much.

Plus, being stationed in Hawaii for 4 years I made a living off the hot Australian tourists and can say from my experience they fuck much better than British chicks.

I still remember my first one...I was chatting her up and laying on the charm when she put her hand to my mouth to shut me up and asked "so are we going to go fuck or what"?

Ohh, I disagree. I find English accents on men to be much more arousing (Brummies excepted, of course), and every Brit I've been with has been a spectacular shag. I just think the down under thunder is more entertaining.

That said, yes, Aussie chicks are bloody ripper, mate!

Either way, it's better than the kiwis. "Fush and chups." Fuck's sake!

Speaking of fucked up slang, "I do not think it means what you think it means." Friggin'.

Upon reflection, I suppose that's actually the same as saying "fucking," but I still think it sounds weird. Anyway, that's irrelevant as per my previous comment re: being right about everything.

 

[girlsmiley]

It's "no wuckin' furries," champ.

Where are you from Feelya?

 

[girlsmiley]

Ohh, I disagree. I find English accents on men to be much more arousing (Brummies excepted, of course), and every Brit I've been with has been a spectacular shag. I just think the down under thunder is more entertaining.

That said, yes, Aussie chicks are bloody ripper, mate!

Either way, it's better than the kiwis. "Fush and chups." Fuck's sake!



Upon reflection, I suppose that's actually the same as saying "fucking," but I still think it sounds weird. Anyway, that's irrelevant as per my previous comment re: being right about everything.

Hot aussie chicks are aka "a good sort"

For example.

Hot chick waltzes into the pub and an old fart says,
"How ya goin' darl?"
"Yeah, alright."
"So tell me something. Do ya like older blokes?"
"I don't even like younger blokes."
"Oh you're one of those funny ones that like sheilas?"
"That's the one."
"Waste of a fucking good sort."

 

[Phelia]

It's "no wuckin' furries," champ.

Where are you from Feelya?

Wuckers is the truncated version. Fair dinkum

Born in Melbourne, but left when I was too young to have developed a cool accent. Been on a tour of the English-speaking world ever since. Movin' and shakin' is in my DNA, I suppose.

Mel Gibson* is probably more Australian than me, but I've got a kangaroo and an emu on my passport, so I'll defend the slang.

What about you?

*Thankfully, having spent the longest amount of time in sunny Arizona, I am probably more racist.**

**Just kidding.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Wuckers is the truncated version. Fair dinkum

Born in Melbourne, but left when I was too young to have developed a cool accent. Been on a tour of the English-speaking world ever since. Movin' and shakin' is in my DNA, I suppose.

Mel Gibson* is probably more Australian than me, but I've got a kangaroo and an emu on my passport, so I'll defend the slang.

What about you?

*Thankfully, having spent the longest amount of time in sunny Arizona, I am probably more racist.**

**Just kidding.

Sunny?

I guess that is a way to describe the 112 degree shit I am dealing with today!

 

[girlsmiley]

Wuckers is the truncated version. Fair dinkum

Born in Melbourne, but left when I was too young to have developed a cool accent. Been on a tour of the English-speaking world ever since. Movin' and shakin' is in my DNA, I suppose.

Mel Gibson* is probably more Australian than me, but I've got a kangaroo and an emu on my passport, so I'll defend the slang.

What about you?

*Thankfully, having spent the longest amount of time in sunny Arizona, I am probably more racist.**

**Just kidding.

I'm a Sydneysider. So that automatically means I must hate you for a minute.

Mkay.

Lived up in Qld as a grommet, and then gradually made my way inland and down the coast. Melbourne is nice town. Good grub.

Fuck Mel Gibson. What about Russell Crowe? Send that cunt home. And isn't his singing fucken terrible. It's like listening to a fat kid choke on a cricket ball.

 

[torchthebitch]

Hmmm. I don't think flashlightthebitch actually conveys exactly the sense I'm looking for.

Although I suppose it depends on the size of the flashlight.

 

[Phelia]

Sunny?

I guess that is a way to describe the 112 degree shit I am dealing with today!

"Sunny" is Aussie slang for "hot enough to turn your car into a torture chamber that even Dick Cheney would call cruel and unusual." I still have nightmares about the Ahwatukee AMC parking lot in August. Killer.

Almost worth it for the hiking, though. Should be back to visit in December - can't wait!

I'm a Sydneysider. So that automatically means I must hate you for a minute.

Mkay.

Lived up in Qld as a grommet, and then gradually made my way inland and down the coast. Melbourne is nice town. Good grub.

Fuck Mel Gibson. What about Russell Crowe? Send that cunt home. And isn't his singing fucken terrible. It's like listening to a fat kid choke on a cricket ball.

Cool! I mean, *hates*.

I've never been outside of Vic or NSW I'll have to make my next trip over a doozy.

Ahaha, he's a twat. Love that the Wiggle$ out-earned him (+ Nicole Kidman). I'd sooner listen to them any day of the week.

Just remembered another good one: drongo. Must've been the mention of Russell that jogged my memory!

 

[girlsmiley]

"Sunny" is Aussie slang for "hot enough to turn your car into a torture chamber that even Dick Cheney would call cruel and unusual." I still have nightmares about the Ahwatukee AMC parking lot in August. Killer.

Almost worth it for the hiking, though. Should be back to visit in December - can't wait!



Cool! I mean, *hates*.

I've never been outside of Vic or NSW I'll have to make my next trip over a doozy.

Ahaha, he's a twat. Love that the Wiggle$ out-earned him (+ Nicole Kidman). I'd sooner listen to them any day of the week.

Just remembered another good one: drongo. Must've been the mention of Russell that jogged my memory!

Nicole Kidman has one facial expression.
NB: I am making said expression right now for added effect. That shocked look, like somebody's forced a thumb in my tradesman's entrance.

I The Wiggles.
Fruit salad = Yummy, yummy.

 

[Phelia]

Hmmm. I don't think flashlightthebitch actually conveys exactly the sense I'm looking for.

Although I suppose it depends on the size of the flashlight.

batterypoweredreadinglampthebitch

Nicole Kidman has one facial expression.
NB: I am making said expression right now for added effect. That shocked look, like somebody's forced a thumb in my tradesman's entrance.

I The Wiggles.
Fruit salad = Yummy, yummy.

"Hey, she looks mildly bitchy! All the time! GET THAT LADY AN OSCAR!"

Me too! I think Henry the Octopus was an allegory for immigration. Plus, I'd get wiggly with Anthony.

 

[eyer]

Upon reflection, I suppose that's actually the same as saying "fucking," but I still think it sounds weird. Anyway, that's irrelevant as per my previous comment re: being right about everything.

Now you're friggin' crankin', tweetybird!

 

[clutch1]

I have found Australian chicks to be much more up front and aggressive than most. Plus they tend to love American men, as we are not all alcoholics with loud moths who tend to beat them. ( Just kidding about that part...Autralian dudes are the funniest to go drinking with)

I heard this stereotype about Australian dudes from a Australian chick.
But she was a "dancer", so it could of just been the men she attracted.

 

[Sebastian_Plz]

I have found Australian chicks to be much more up front and aggressive than most. Plus they tend to love American men, as we are not all alcoholics with loud moths who tend to beat them. ( Just kidding about that part...Autralian dudes are the funniest to go drinking with)

Haha, dude, def made me laugh with that last line.

I have heard the same thing from my pals who have been stationed in HI or hopped a flight to the Land Down Under. I would love to go and find out first hand. One of the first women I had relations with was Australian and I seriously harbored a crush from the accent and overall attitude. But I attributed her persona namely to locale and the fact that she was on holiday when I met her in Cancun.

 

[Quoll]

Strewth, ya bogans!

New there was something about you I liked.

It's always amused me when some of my Yank friends use the expression "Well smack my fanny", I thought it was just The Dolf who was into that.