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VaticanAssassin

VaticanAssassin

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My Iphone and Ipad love to show me all the different routers I come across. Most people just use their last name, but many try to get creative....most fail.
Every now and then I see one that makes me laugh;

- Death-star
-FBI Surveillance Van
- Sleeper cell
-Porn Hub

But most are stupid like keep away, stay out, beware, and other dumb things that make me want to punch the owner in the throat.

Do you name your router?

( at the very least this should inspire some good parody threads.... "do you name your penis?")
 
Mine is Motorola... but this thread gives me the idea to rename it something fun for the amusement of my neighbors.

"would you like to join The Orgy?"
 
nope and a quick look says no one else nearby does either and two of them are running unsecured. silly fuckers.
 
I call mine....wait, I do not have a name for it. Sometimes though, I pick it up and ask it,"What the fuck are you suppose to be doing here?"
 
JohnnySavage said:
Mine is Motorola... but this thread gives me the idea to rename it something fun for the amusement of my neighbors.

"would you like to join The Orgy?"
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That would make me laugh...

" True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
 
I combined this thread and the other one mentioned and named my router "Mr Happy"
 
Yes, I name mine. No, its not a silly name, but it is secure connection.

You wanna use my internet, you can give me money.
 
Mines just a series of numbers, however my neighbors is named "the porn connection".
 
TexasWife25 said:
Mines just a series of numbers, however my neighbors is named "the porn connection".
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my old one was "notforyou", this one is my last name. but the 7 other routers that pop up on the list are just boring number/letter combinations. my neighbors have no imagination :(
 
my old router was named getofmyfuckingline, but i never thought it was clever. it was just the first thing that came to my head when the installer dude told me i had to think of a name. i honestly prefer the random numbers, because i don't really care what my router is called. my neighbors are largely stupid. they can go fuck themselves.
 
VaticanAssassin said:
My Iphone and Ipad love to show me all the different routers I come across. Most people just use their last name, but many try to get creative....most fail.
Every now and then I see one that makes me laugh;

- Death-star
-FBI Surveillance Van
- Sleeper cell
-Porn Hub

But most are stupid like keep away, stay out, beware, and other dumb things that make me want to punch the owner in the throat.

Do you name your router?

( at the very least this should inspire some good parody threads.... "do you name your penis?")
Click to expand...

Yes, his name is Chad the Router, not to be confused with Chad Vader Day Manager.

(naming a penis is just so immature)
 
A router by any other name would still route just the same.:cool:

And before anyone else gets their panties in a wad, I put my own spin on a line from Shakespeare.
 
I named mine Starbucks, the local Starbucks catches hell for not allowing access that way.
 
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