My New Life Purpose: Religion Threads on Lit

[monique1971]

Where to begin?

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Fuck.

 

[monique1971]

Is that an offer?

 

[Saint Peter]

I would get the balls rolling with a

Does God Exist thread.

Follow that up with a

Without Good can there be Evil thread.



God Speed!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

No. It is against my religion to talk about fucking in a religious thread.

 

[monique1971]

I would get the balls rolling with a

Does God Exist thread.

Follow that up with a

Without Good can there be Evil thread.



God Speed!

Also

How can anyone believe the Bible?

and

Has religion caused all suffering in the world?

 

[parodyluvr75]

How about Jediism?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Also

How can anyone believe the Bible?

and

Has religion caused all suffering in the world?

People are responsible for about 95% of their own suffering.

 

[Comshaw]

Where to begin?

At the beginning of course. So let's you and I reenact Adam and Eve discovering the apple and all that went with it, which I'm sure includes sweaty and protracted sex.



Comshaw

 

[fair_warning]

I would get the balls rolling with a

Does God Exist thread.

Follow that up with a

Without Good can there be Evil thread.



God Speed!

Saint Peter, you overlooked the eternally popular, though controversial - all things JEWISH thread.

 

[killallhippies]

i suggest starting by giving up. these people don't know shit.

 

[fair_warning]

:lookin around:
what people are you referring to?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Where to begin?

"Does God make mistakes, and if He does not how does one explain JamesBJohnson?" might be a good place to start.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

"Does God make mistakes, and if He does not how does one explain JamesBJohnson?" might be a good place to start.

I blame Obama.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

"Does God make mistakes, and if He does not how does one explain JamesBJohnson?" might be a good place to start.

Yeah, but see, everyone is hung up on that "God never makes mistakes" bit. They cannot get past that crap.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Yeah, but see, everyone is hung up on that "God never makes mistakes" bit. They cannot get past that crap.

That pesky "free will" thingee confuses a lot of folks.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

That pesky "free will" thingee confuses a lot of folks.

Indeed it does. If James wants to continue being a judgemental racist, then so be it. On occasion, he has something of value to offer.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Indeed it does. If James wants to continue being a judgemental racist, then so be it. On occasion, he has something of value to offer.

His next post of value will be his first. Just sayin'.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That pesky "free will" thingee confuses a lot of folks.

So God gave us free will to decide what to do with our lives.

But God knows all, and knows what choice I would make in life even before I was born.

So if I choose to be evil, God knew I would be evil even before he let me be born, knowing my evil would condemn me to hell.

Why would God condemn me to hell before I was even born?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Yeah, but see, everyone is hung up on that "God never makes mistakes" bit. They cannot get past that crap.

other then creating Canadians God is batting 100%

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

So God gave us free will to decide what to do with our lives.

But God knows all, and knows what choice I would make in life even before I was born.

So if I choose to be evil, God knew I would be evil even before he let me be born, knowing my evil would condemn me to hell.

Why would God condemn me to hell before I was even born?

even god needs to laugh

 

[pete]

Where to begin?

so, just to clarify.... does this mean you're NOT gonna be posting your bits on here anymore?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

"It's not the parts of the bible I don't understand that bother me....it's the parts I do"

 

[RobDownSouth]

other then creating Canadians God is batting 100%

Not true. "To everything there is a purpose under Heaven".

To wit: Canadians provide a useful buffer to keep America safe from invading Eskimo hordes.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

His next post of value will be his first. Just sayin'.

There is power in prayer.

even god needs to laugh

I never doubted his humor. He fucks with me all the time.