I need a muse.

[December]

My creative spark is fizzling.

 

[bronzeage]

It depends on what you want to create.

 

[CHNOPS]

http://www.edinphoto.org.uk/0_STREET/0_street_views_-_belford_mews_and_w+r_1yf2a.jpg

 

[Morcheeba]

There's always Anderson Cooper.

 

[Saint Peter]

She need a muse, not her pole smoked.

 

[December]

CHNOPS. I said muse. Not mews.

Quit being funny when I'm trying to be emo.

 

[Morcheeba]

She need a muse, not her pole smoked.

Yet her sigline says differently...

You woke me out of my secret grave.
You let your pretty world in.

Maybe she was talking about you, hotbunz?

 

[loquere]

Rent a cottage and buy a typewriter!

 

[Saint Peter]

Yet her sigline says differently...

You woke me out of my secret grave.
You let your pretty world in.

Maybe she was talking about you, hotbunz?

Oh get real.

She has better taste than that.

 

[December]

Yet her sigline says differently...

You woke me out of my secret grave.
You let your pretty world in.

Maybe she was talking about you, hotbunz?

My sigline says I need my pole smoked?

 

[December]

Oh get real.

She has better taste than that.

Your funny hat is a deal breaker.

 

[Morcheeba]

My sigline says I need my pole smoked?

Huh? No. Does it?

 

[Morcheeba]

December, who is your muse via your current sigline?

 

[CHNOPS]

So far mine was funniest.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I put on The River and drink a bottle of cheap, red wine.

 

[Beco]

It depends on what you want to create.

she said a spark....

 

[Disgustipated]

As long as you use the spark to light beco on fire, I'll be your Huckleberry.

 

[December]

December, who is your muse via your current sigline?

My current sigline muse is 'piss off'. My last muse was 'eat shit and stop trying to talk to me'. The one before that was 'you raving fucking lunatic'.

 

[Morcheeba]

My current sigline muse is 'piss off'. My last muse was 'eat shit and stop trying to talk to me'. The one before that was 'you raving fucking lunatic'.

So basically I'm the best candidate to be your muse.

Go on girly, fight it all you want. You NEEED someone like me to keep you on your toes in here. These others make you wet your pants while I make you cream.

 

[December]

So basically I'm the best candidate to be your muse.

Go on girly, fight it all you want. You NEEED someone like me to keep you on your toes in here. These others make you wet your pants while I make you cream.

You have delusions of gran....never mind. You just have delusions. Full stop.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

If you wan to see my penis then just ask....

 

[Morcheeba]

But... who are you to need a muse?

An artist? A fucking Kardashian?

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.autographdealer.com/images/JasonMewes99391.jpg

You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat???

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

As long as you use the spark to light beco on fire, I'll be your Huckleberry.

Leave it to an alt to steal one of my favored quotes from me to use on something else. I noted you and your fuck buddy RoryN do that a lot these days.

 

[CHNOPS]

If you wan to see my penis then just ask....

She said, "a muse," not "amusement."