A guy passed me on a motorcycle

Bert Notorius

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He had to be doing 90, on a Harley.
He had to weigh all of 500 lbs.

He had a bright orange mohawk.
 
I find motorcycles so obnoxious. I cover my ears when they pass by. That noise is terrible!

That being said, I have never ridden on one. Maybe it's awesome. But for now, I think I'll just keep on being a killjoy, a-thank you very much.
 
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Fuck a bunch of ya'll....live to ride.....ride to...ah...nap????




Comshaw
 
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That can not be comfortable. Not to mention what would happen if you were to roll onto your side whilst napping. :eek:
 
Two things you learn in a long life: how to catch some sleep where ever you can and how to have sex where ever and when ever it's offered.




Comshaw
 
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I find motorcycles so obnoxious. I cover my ears when they pass by. That noise is terrible!

That being said, I have never ridden on one. Maybe it's awesome. But for now, I think I'll just keep on being a killjoy, a-thank you very much.

I've never driven one, but I've been a passenger and must confess it's pretty awesome.

You haven't experienced motorcycle obnoxiousness, though, until you've been in Laughlin, Nevada during the "River Run." It was 100 F, 100,000 bikers, and me in my rented Kia. Seriously, they outnumbered cars 10 to 1. And you haven't lived until you're walking through the parking lot of Harrah's and spy one of said bikers trying to break into your Kia, and the nearest security guard you find is on horseback... and he takes off at a full gallop after the thieving biker you're pointing at.

And you really haven't lived until you've attended a Dick Dale concert during said River Run. Holy crazy biker/surfer audience, Batman. Definitely an eye-opener for little chickadees from Alaska... and one very, very fine time. :cool:

Crunching on the Colorado,
Ellie
 
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