I need to relearn how to flirt.

[O-dad's Medium]

That wet pole.

What have you done to Christine Baranski!?!

 

[blobfish]

What have you done to Christine Baranski!?!

I believe she's in there somewhere.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

IN THERE?

*horrified*

 

[blobfish]

IN THERE?

*horrified*

Wanna fish her out?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I'd like to know how she ended up in your pool.

 

[blobfish]

I'd like to know how she ended up in your pool.

She came for the watersports. She came pretty often, actually.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

...

Kinky.

 

[coachdb18]

[Spamming, bumping, posting same content to multiple locations, and screen-stretching to disrupt the forum is prohibited per our forum guidelines.] - Last Warning

 

[Lorilei]

Stop spamming, asshole.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Stop spamming, asshole.

Sadly it hears you not.

It's inner ear riddled with the call to greater heights of buffoonery.

 

[Lorilei]

Sadly it hears you not.

It's inner ear riddled with the call to greater heights of buffoonery.

*annoyed sigh*

 

[Wings]

He may have mistaken this thread for someone who gives a damn.

He's still wrong!

 

[coachdb18]

He may have mistaken this thread for someone who gives a damn.

He's still wrong!

They don't take lightly to spam, skippy.

 

[Wings]

They don't take lightly to spam, skippy.

They sure don't.

 

[mothership]

"Hey there"
- that was in my flirty voice.

 

[coachdb18]

They sure don't.

everything on this porn site is absolutely and totally fucking serious man... I mean, a fucking spam thread and they'll call in an EPA drone strike on your ass...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/03/runningman1.jpg

 

[blobfish]

"Hey there"
- that was in my flirty voice.

Hi.

 

[Wings]

"Hey there"
- that was in my flirty voice.

I just devoured a slice of pizza like it owed me money.

-that was my sultry voice

 

[Wings]

everything on this porn site is absolutely and totally fucking serious man... I mean, a fucking spam thread and they'll call in an EPA drone strike on your ass...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/03/runningman1.jpg

No, really. They just don't like you.

 

[Adre]

I just devoured a slice of pizza like it owed me money.

-that was my sultry voice

Chuckling...I love that expression.

 

[mothership]

I just devoured a slice of pizza like it owed me money.

-that was my sultry voice

Oh god. COME HERE!

 

[Wings]

I see you boys are unable to resist my feminine wiles, just let me wipe this sauce off my cheek and let's do this!

 

[mothership]

I see you boys are unable to resist my feminine wiles, just let me wipe this sauce off my cheek and let's do this!

No. Leave it.

 

[blobfish]

I see you boys are unable to resist my feminine wiles, just let me wipe this sauce off my cheek and let's do this!

I have something you can wipe it off with.

 

[Noor]

I have something you can wipe it off with.

okay so that isn't exactly flirting, that's a come on