Blobfish is dolf

[unregistered]

 

[blobfish]

Nope, but we did become one once in the Falklands. It was the greatest night of my life.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

That would be an astounding trick.

But not in a thong.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Jesus fucking christ...how many vanity threads about this guy are you going to start?

 

[blobfish]

Jesus fucking christ...how many vanity threads about this guy are you going to start?

It makes me feel like a starlette for a day!

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Bask now...

 

[unregistered]

 

[blobfish]

Bask now...

It feels so good.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Do you see this ^^^

Do you see what you've done?

...

I hope you're happy.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I make and break.


You not feeling left out, are you?

yes...the twitter crowd has left me feeling insecure.

 

[lovetoread]

The JAJ is never wrong, only

 

[O-dad's Medium]

If that's true...

I almost shot dolf out a trebuchet over the walls of the Kiltish empire.

...

Would she have liked that?

 

[dolf]

fucking arseholes

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Taking that as a no.

 

[neci]

you're a day late and a dollar short.

what the hell is up with the falklands?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

you're a day late and a dollar short.

what the hell is up with the falklands?

People fight there... Occasionally... Or get waxed...

Don't cry for me, Argentina.

 

[neci]

penguin fetish?

 

[neci]

People fight there... Occasionally... Or get waxed...

Don't cry for me, Argentina.

penguin waxing?

 

[blobfish]

you're a day late and a dollar short.

what the hell is up with the falklands?

The Falklands are where I became a man. I ate rations, killed dozens of Argentineans and lost my virginity multiple times. It was the time of my life. Maybe I'll tell you more some day.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

penguin fetish?

Possibly.

But I HAVE learned that he likes the caber.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

penguin waxing?

Oh my sainted Opus...

 

[neci]

Possibly.

But I HAVE learned that he likes the caber.

don't we all?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

don't we all?

*checks for clenching*

 

[neci]

The Falklands are where I became a man. I ate rations, killed dozens of Argentineans and lost my virginity multiple times. It was the time of my life. Maybe I'll tell you more some day.

i'll wait.

*checks for clenching*

fucking reflexes.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

fucking reflexes.

Fucking strong reflexes...

*impressed*