Farrah
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Oh, thanks. I'll just be right over here. Drooling.
I need to relearn how to flirt.
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Oh, thanks. I'll just be right over here. Drooling.
Wings
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DB, this is my best friend, Farrah. Farrah, this is DB. Sexy people, the both of you.
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hahahaha Fucking classic!
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Well, you have to find a way to wipe the drool off eventually
Nice to meet you, Farrah.
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Well, you have to find a way to wipe the drool off eventually
Nice to meet you, Farrah.
No napkins here, at the moment. Do you have anything I could use?
Backatcha. We have a pretty amazing mutual friend, don't we? Wings is the bee's knees.
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Yup, she's pretty fucking cool. And awesome.
No napkins here, at the moment. Do you have anything I could use?
I believe he implied that he would use his penis for that purpose.
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You would make a horrible wingman. HORRIBLE.
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I'm still waiting for my first taste, but I don't doubt your greatness for a moment.
I'm nobody's wingman. I fly by my own rules, and sometimes not even those. Back in the Falklands, they called me Maverick.
Dammit. How did I miss that?
Maybe you're a little thick, just like me (but in a different area).
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I need to test for myself!
Farrah
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Maybe you're a little thick, just like me (but in a different area).
I'm happy with my thickness. I'm cushy in all the right places.
Oh no, please don't be offended! I wasn't calling you fat. I just meant that you might be thick mentally.
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Are you talking around your penis right now?
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He didn't tell us about his talking out of his ass trick. That was the grand finalé
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LMFAO....
Wings your witty and gorgeous....don't listen to the nay sayers....they are just jealous b/c you can kick their ass.
I'm having an intimate conversation with him.
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Spectacular. *nods*
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You ooh and I'll ahh.
Who uses an accented 'E' in 'finale'?
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LMFAO....
Wings your witty and gorgeous....don't listen to the nay sayers....they are just jealous b/c you can kick their ass.
Aww, FF, you're so high right now, aren't you?
