I need to relearn how to flirt.

[Wings]

Hahahah, that made me laugh, why not just stick with pulling their dick out of their pants?

I mean, unless it's a cute female but then I have that covered.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Hahahah, that made me laugh, why not just stick with pulling their dick out of their pants?

I mean, unless it's a cute female but then I have that covered.

This way you don't immediately break indecent exposure laws.

...

Not immediately.




All bets are off as soon as someone's bent over the table.

Also this can work on either gender.

*nods*

 

[neci]

Sexting?

oh hell no. that would require texting.

My voice can be used in many ways, although I don't think that's what you mean.

I know how to flirt, I do it every day, but flirting with intent is what I mean. I can be silly and playful with many people but I can't focus on someone, make them feel like they're important to me and aim to catch their attention unless they actually mean something to me. I don't know how to just shotgun my attention like that. It's honestly been a failing of mine because I live by this creed for pretty much ever and I forget that others don't.

i am a horrible flirt, and not horrible in a good way. in other words, i have no advice. if i do open my mouth, i stumble over my words and blush like an idiot. not a cute blush, but an "oh my god you're so red, are you okay?" kind of way. anyways. good thread. i'll be lurking.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

oh hell no. that would require texting.



i am a horrible flirt, and not horrible in a good way. in other words, i have no advice. if i do open my mouth, i stumble over my words and blush like an idiot. not a cute blush, but an "oh my god you're so red, are you okay?" kind of way. anyways. good thread. i'll be lurking.

*makes notes*

This may be why it's better to bind you things and make you loudly admit your nasty little desires.

At which point I think the blushing might become cute.

 

[neci]

*makes notes*

This may be why it's better to bind you things and make you loudly admit your nasty little desires.

At which point I think the blushing might become cute.

this is good, because it requires no movement. unless you count cunt contractions

 

[O-dad's Medium]

this is good, because it requires no movement. unless you count cunt contractions

Are they required?

 

[neci]

Are they required?

not so much required as happenstance.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

not so much required as happenstance.

I see.

*scribbles*

 

[neci]

*looks at feet*

 

[IndieSnob]

I just pretend like my balls "accidentally" fell out of my shorts.

 

[Wings]

I do that with my boobs but that doesn't attract the right attention.

 

[Wings]

I just pretend like my balls "accidentally" fell out of my shorts.

WAIT! Do you do the subtle put one leg up on the bench so your shorts draw tight against your taint, thing?

 

[blobfish]

WAIT! Do you do the subtle put one leg up on the bench so your shorts draw tight against your taint, thing?

"Taint thing"? You mean the T-spot.

 

[Wings]

"Taint thing"? You mean the T-spot.

No, there was a comma, my problem was that I didn't want to put the dashes in.

The "Put-one-leg-up" yadda, yadda.

 

[blobfish]

No, there was a comma, my problem was that I didn't want to put the dashes in.

The "Put-one-leg-up" yadda, yadda.

Oh sorry, I misunderstood.

It's easy to find a guy's T-spot.

 

[Wings]

Oh sorry, I misunderstood.

It's easy to find a guy's T-spot.

Yes, believe it or not, I've been naked with a man a time or two.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I agree. And I'd pay for the fucking classes, too!

 

[Wings]

I agree. And I'd pay for the fucking classes, too!

Ohhhh, suck it! You of all people know better.

 

[IndieSnob]

WAIT! Do you do the subtle put one leg up on the bench so your shorts draw tight against your taint, thing?

Sorry, I can't give away my trade secrets.

 

[blobfish]

Yes, believe it or not, I've been naked with a man a time or two.

How hairy was his ass? It's like a forest down there for me. I can't compare myself to porn actors, because they've been waxed more than the presidential limousine. Any help would be appreciated.

 

[Wings]

Sorry, I can't give away my trade secrets.

All I can see is you dressed as a cop from Reno 911. Awesome.

 

[IndieSnob]

All I can see is you dressed as a cop from Reno 911. Awesome.

At first I thought you were comparing me to Nick Swardson, heh.

 

[Wings]

How hairy was his ass? It's like a forest down there for me. I can't compare myself to porn actors, because they've been waxed more than the presidential limousine. Any help would be appreciated.

There are plenty of women who like a hirsute sort of man.

 

[Wings]

At first I thought you were comparing me to Nick Swardson, heh.

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Ra_Rh/Reno911/season5/reno-911-cast17.jpg

 

[blobfish]

There are plenty of women who like a hirsute sort of man.

Yes, well, I am certainly hairsuit. My dicky looks like a mushroom sticking out of a meadow filled with black grass.