butters
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ha, no, i meant you'd be more likely to find a girl or two there who'd be interested.
ha, no, i meant you'd be more likely to find a girl or two there who'd be interested.
lovetoread
hello daddy
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I prefer quantity over quality and really bad band boys.
Truth be told, I don't know if I could handle a Literotica girl. Sexually liberated women are somewhat threatening.
butters
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ah well, i wish you luck in your real-life pursuit of happiness
Thanks, and same to you! Unless of course you have already found that, in which case: congratulations!
This could just be me, but I don't think that "pre-liberation", I would have been comfortable with the idea of a man doing that to himself, so you might have a difficult time finding what you seek.
....of course, I'm actually not all that fond of the idea NOW, so I'm obviously the wrong woman for this topic.
But beyond all that, I've actually enjoyed several of your posts - I find you amusing and sometimes quite clever. Though I still have you pegged for an oldie, just as Jim says.
Yeah, I know that most girls wouldn't like that, and the ones that do would probably be a little wild. I probably would be ok with a girl like that if she was the right girl, but I hate cheating more than anything, and I would not want to be with a girl that wanted to do that.
Thanks! I hassle you sometimes, but I like a lot of your posts as well. I'll probably never be able to convince you that I'm not an old-timer, but that's alright. At least you're not offended by me!
I am a firm believer in there being someone for everyone. You just might need to ease her into this little activity.
It really doesn't matter if you are or not - I'm never up to date on which alt belongs to who. Hassle away!
I am a firm believer in there being someone for everyone. You just might need to ease her into this little activity.
It really doesn't matter if you are or not - I'm never up to date on which alt belongs to who. Hassle away!
Yup. A classy girl needs to be eased in and then on.
I can't think of any humorous ways to hassle you now, but it'll come. And so will I.
busybody..
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sweepthefloor
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Me too.
I finally know what it's like to be a girl on a porn site! I don't know how I would take a photo of that, but it probably wouldn't hurt to show a picture when I figure it out. Do not give up hope.
Not for you. Your name reminds me of Nessie.
No. I'll beat you sexually if you ask again.
I'm not sure about you, so I guess you can see.
Not for you. Your name reminds me of Nessie.
No. I'll beat you sexually if you ask again.
I'm not sure about you, so I guess you can see.
You sick moth... Wait, I thought you were ignoring me?
Oh alright. Just be patient, and you can see my dicky.
neci
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i really hope it's going to be a self sucking pic.
*fans self*
i could never knock a guy for liking cum. it's fabulous!
That means more to me than you'll ever know.
Of course! I hate it when guys post regular dick pics. So lame.
Eh, that's the way it goes. Some of the people that have ignored me are probably assholes anyway, and half of those probably aren't really ignoring me. Anyway, I'm glad you've found some humor in my postings. If I throw enough noodles at the fridge, some are bound to stick.
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