I need to relearn how to flirt.

[islandman]

nope, you are dead in the water with that one.

now, if you had a great voice and absolutely knocked my socks off and made me laugh for a couple months, it might have been different

Next time.

 

[blobfish]

It would take a LOT more than a dare to get a pic out of me!

It's a breach of etiquette, but I triple dog dare ya.

 

[Byron In Exile]

hiya, byron

sun ain't gonna be setting for hours yet, and it has been really hot&humid today but it's due to freshen a little tomorrow, thank goodness!

Hey, sweet cakes!

That sounds good. Have you ever seen a UK TV show called "Shameless"?

I found it on Hulu, and, while it's not as riotously funny as Misfits, it has its moments...

glad to hear you're in good spirits, despite the reason and no, i'm not about to get into that here and now either

Well, in brief, the ruling seems to be in accord with the US Constitution, and that was my main concern about it.

what will you do with that good mood today?

Read more about it until I get tired, and then go to sleep, I suppose.

I probably should eat something first, though...

 

[butters]

Hey, sweet cakes!

That sounds good. Have you ever seen a UK TV show called "Shameless"?

I found it on Hulu, and, while it's not as riotously funny as Misfits, it has its moments...

Well, in brief, the ruling seems to be in accord with the US Constitution, and that was my main concern about it.

Read more about it until I get tired, and then go to sleep, I suppose.

I probably should eat something first, though...

shameless is pretty big here, but it's one i've never really got into. the characters mostly leave me feeling uncomfortable, to be honest. like oop north chavs. well-written, granted, but ... kinda ugly. Misfits is a brilliant show!

ah. good (i'm assuming )

reading till sleepy is luxurious

yes, eat. food. what you gonna have?
my dinner tonight was grapes, a banana, cheese and onion crisps, celery, a little smoked ham, cherry tomatoes and spring onions as i was too hot/lazy to cook. and a nice smoky italian ground coffee.

 

[missgiter]

OP - Flirting is quite fun. Smile, be cheeky .. it works like a charm.

I don't think I could make it through an entire day without flirting.. it'd be a rather drab day. Hope your's is going swell

 

[piccicatopolka]

Both of those things are a bit more than a flirt, they border on passes.

So when a guy I kinda like gave me a cherry Jolly Rancher and I told him that it was "true love" and he said "ok" it was a pass?

 

[blobfish]

So when a guy I kinda like gave me a cherry Jolly Rancher and I told him that it was "true love" and he said "ok" it was a pass?

I've never had that flavor of Jolly Rancher. Did the cherry pop, or was it bland? lolgetit?

 

[piccicatopolka]

Its the only one that actually tastes good if you like cherry hard candy. The rest of the flavors taste gross and are too intense.

 

[Noor]

It's a breach of etiquette, but I triple dog dare ya.

You'd to have a great voice and absolutely knocked my socks off and made me laugh for a few months, send me 3 lbs of Bassett jelly babies and then maybe it might have been different.

Anyone else want to up the ante?

 

[Noor]

So when a guy I kinda like gave me a cherry Jolly Rancher and I told him that it was "true love" and he said "ok" it was a pass?

Love and sex are not interchangeable, that is not a pass but kind of cute.

 

[blobfish]

You'd to have a great voice and absolutely knocked my socks off and made me laugh for a few months, send me 3 lbs of Bassett jelly babies and then maybe it might have been different.

Anyone else want to up the ante?

Ok, I'll contact you in September. I don't know what Bassett jelly babies are, so I won't be sending you those. Hopefully my posts will be humorous enough to make up for that. And my voice is gorgeous. You can take my sexy word on that.

 

[December]

This was a very good line. I still think you're Once-Ler though.

He isn't Once-ler.

 

[blobfish]

He isn't Once-ler.

What the dicky are you people talking about?

 

[December]

What the dicky are you people talking about?

What the egg? What the dicky?

She thinks (or thought) you're a poster that used to post here under the name Once-ler. Before that he posted under the name Candicame. He went M.I.A. a little while back. He was a sweet, messed up kid and I adored him. I miss him.

 

[Wings]

He isn't Once-ler.

Why do you say that? He's way too comfortable and at the rate he posts, he'll be at 10K by August. Smarter than the Once-Ler façade but strikes some similar chords.

 

[blobfish]

What the egg? What the dicky?

She thinks (or thought) you're a poster that used to post here under the name Once-ler. Before that he posted under the name Candicame. He went M.I.A. a little while back. He was a sweet, messed up kid and I adored him. I miss him.

I like to use words that are vaguely sexual.

Well, I'm not that guy. Sorry.

 

[blobfish]

Why do you say that? He's way too comfortable and at the rate he posts, he'll be at 10K by August. Smarter than the Once-Ler façade but strikes some similar chords.

I can promise you that I am not that person or any other current or former member's alt. I joined about two weeks ago so I could tell people the I can suck my own dick, which is true.

 

[December]

Why do you say that? He's way too comfortable and at the rate he posts, he'll be at 10K by August. Smarter than the Once-Ler façade but strikes some similar chords.

1. Once-ler made certain spelling/grammar mistakes he didn't know he was making, the same ones, over and over. This guy doesn't make them.

2. Once-ler was too messed up to pretend not to be and actually pull it off.

3. Once-ler was brutally honest and didn't know how not to be.

4. Once-ler and I were quite close, he'd have told me he was back.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

I can promise you that I am not that person or any other current or former member's alt. I joined about two weeks ago so I could tell people the I can suck my own dick, which is true.

Alright. Well, I'm happy for you, I think. Why is this the first time I've seen you say that if that's why you've joined? It doesn't matter who I think you are, you just have tripped so many of our radars.

And you post a LOT. Like, a lot, a lot. Mind you, again, my opinion means nothing but some mystery is good.

 

[blobfish]

Alright. Well, I'm happy for you, I think. Why is this the first time I've seen you say that if that's why you've joined? It doesn't matter who I think you are, you just have tripped so many of our radars.

And you post a LOT. Like, a lot, a lot. Mind you, again, my opinion means nothing but some mystery is good.

There is a thread in the Darkroom Lounge in which I posted my experiences in autofellatio. I know it doesn't matter, but I would not have you thinking poorly of your friend because you think I am him.

Yeah, I like posting ridiculous shit on the General Board. Most people here probably find me at least slightly annoying, but that's their problem.

 

[neci]

if anyone knows how to flirt without making physical contact or eye contact, please let me know.

 

[blobfish]

if anyone knows how to flirt without making physical contact or eye contact, please let me know.

Sexting?

 

[Wings]

if anyone knows how to flirt without making physical contact or eye contact, please let me know.

My voice can be used in many ways, although I don't think that's what you mean.

I know how to flirt, I do it every day, but flirting with intent is what I mean. I can be silly and playful with many people but I can't focus on someone, make them feel like they're important to me and aim to catch their attention unless they actually mean something to me. I don't know how to just shotgun my attention like that. It's honestly been a failing of mine because I live by this creed for pretty much ever and I forget that others don't.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Drop a sex toy in someone's lap.

No eye contact, no touching.

Then one of you says: "I need you to take this package, and deliver it, see"

...

No?