I need to relearn how to flirt.

[blobfish]

It's easier to flirt here since it's over the interwebs... So practice on lit ( or me ) then take it out into the real world and shine.

I like this idea! You can practice on me, and I'll hurl sexist remarks at you while you're doing it. It'll prepare you for whatever comes your way. Iron my shirt.

 

[girlsmiley]

Dude, no. Keep your hatred out of my fluffy thread. You are welcome, hatred is not, k?

Hard. I like the way you move, chica.

:strip:

 

[Wings]

I trade sex for dinner, Applebee's or better.

I think you have the wrong idea, I'm not desperate, at all. And dinner is provided for me, not the other way around, I've just been too busy to date properly.

 

[Wings]

It's easier to flirt here since it's over the interwebs... So practice on lit ( or me ) then take it out into the real world and shine.

This made me grin hugely.

Ahem.

Excuse me, madam, but you are heart-stoppingly gorgeous.

 

[Wings]

Hard. I like the way you move, chica.

:strip:

Girlie! Dance with me, we can lose clothes in the meantime.

 

[blobfish]

I think you have the wrong idea, I'm not desperate, at all. And dinner is provided for me, not the other way around, I've just been too busy to date properly.

I wasn't making an offer; I was just stating a fact. You wouldn't have to pay for my dinner. A Big Mac would be fine.

 

[Noor]

My advice is to practice. Don't dress sexy, just clean and wholesome. Put on a funky hat and head to a home improvement store. Smile at every guy who smiles at the hat.

 

[1HF]

This made me grin hugely.

Ahem.

Excuse me, madam, but you are heart-stoppingly gorgeous.

*swoon*

I'd say you've got this down already

 

[islandman]

My advice is to practice. Don't dress sexy, just clean and wholesome. Put on a funky hat and head to a home improvement store. Smile at every guy who smiles at the hat.

Sundresses are clean and wholesome.

My $0.02.

 

[piccicatopolka]

Still embarrassed that yesterday I giggled like a school-girl after a bit of an audible squee when this man I know at work stroked the side of my face to show me how his hands were getting soft from not doing hard labor anymore. He promptly started talking about how his wife calls them girlie hands. So then I genuinely laughed and let him know that was just not possible. I mean, the guy is a handsome, masculine giant!

Another guy that I WISH would take my bait likes it when I do dumb flirts. He asks how my day is and I tell him its much better know that he's there. Stuff like that. In my head I'm saying, "I love you even though you're not naked right now." That hasn't come out yet.

 

[Noor]

Still embarrassed that yesterday I giggled like a school-girl after a bit of an audible squee when this man I know at work stroked the side of my face to show me how his hands were getting soft from not doing hard labor anymore. He promptly started talking about how his wife calls them girlie hands. So then I genuinely laughed and let him know that was just not possible. I mean, the guy is a handsome, masculine giant!

Another guy that I WISH would take my bait likes it when I do dumb flirts. He asks how my day is and I tell him its much better know that he's there. Stuff like that. In my head I'm saying, "I love you even though you're not naked right now." That hasn't come out yet.

Both of those things are a bit more than a flirt, they border on passes.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I just pull out my cock and smile...it has always worked for me.

 

[Noor]

Sundresses are clean and wholesome.

My $0.02.

Yes, they are! Great fashion advice

Nice tshirt and jeans are also good. Research suggests most men and women like that look.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

No.

Correct. And there was a reason for that. Respect, mostly.

 

[islandman]

Yes, they are! Great fashion advice

Nice tshirt and jeans are also good. Research suggests most men and women like that look.

Pics or it hasn't happened to you.

 

[Wings]

I just pull out my cock and smile...it has always worked for me.

I think it's a little over the line of I pull someone's cock out and smile.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I think it's a little over the line of I pull someone's cock out and smile.

on the plus side there would be no room to misinterpret your intentions.....
Besides any guy who would consider that over the line is not worth your time

 

[Noor]

Pics or it hasn't happened to you.

It would take a LOT more than a dare to get a pic out of me!

 

[islandman]

It would take a LOT more than a dare to get a pic out of me!

How about if I pull out my cock and smile?

 

[butters]

I think it's a little over the line of I pull someone's cock out and smile.

and they say romance is dead


as for VatA, when we get them doing that round here it's not long before the call to the local home for dementia patients lets them know they've a 'slip-ee'.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dude, no. Keep your hatred out of my fluffy thread. You are welcome, hatred is not, k?

That might be a hard sell for Rob.

He pretty much lives on Haterade and biscuits.

 

[Byron In Exile]

and they say romance is dead

as for VatA, when we get them doing that round here it's not long before the call to the local home for dementia patients lets them know they've a 'slip-ee'.

Chiplettes! Has the sun set there, yet?

The US Supreme Court issued its ruling on Obama's healthcare monstrosity this morning, and I am in the best of spirits. Oh, Magoo, they've done it again!

 

[Noor]

How about if I pull out my cock and smile?

nope, you are dead in the water with that one.

now, if you had a great voice and absolutely knocked my socks off and made me laugh for a couple months, it might have been different

 

[butters]

Chiplettes! Has the sun set there, yet?

The US Supreme Court issued its ruling on Obama's healthcare monstrosity this morning, and I am in the best of spirits. Oh, Magoo, they've done it again!

hiya, byron

sun ain't gonna be setting for hours yet, and it has been really hot&humid today but it's due to freshen a little tomorrow, thank goodness!

glad to hear you're in good spirits, despite the reason and no, i'm not about to get into that here and now either

what will you do with that good mood today?