Big week for my Scrotum

[Very_Bad_Man]

I have a date lined up this weekend.

Okay I used the term date loosely.

I have an escort on call.

 

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[Very_Bad_Man]

I hope she's into field mice.

She cost more than a can of corn.

Fucking inflation.

 

[koalabear]

She cost more than a can of corn.

Fucking inflation.

They go for asparagus tips now, keep up.

 

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[KingOrfeo]

Yep, in the 60's the price of corn was around $50 a metric ton, it's about $300 bucks now. Thank the government and the Federal Reserve.

And the industrial demand for corn syrup. The real old-formula Coke was made with cane sugar.