Face eating zombie just had the munchies

[KRCummings]

Turns out he was on weed and not "bath salts" or anything else. Guy just couldn't find a bag of Doritos. We've all been there.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/florida-cannibal-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

CNN) -- The naked Florida man who chewed off the face of another man last month in a zombie-like cannibal attack used marijuana but not "bath salts" as police had suspected, authorities said Wednesday.

Rudy Eugene, 31, was killed by a police officer after Eugene's 18-minute attack on a homeless man. His body didn't show "any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs," according to the Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner Department.

"The department has also sought the assistance of an outside forensic toxicology reference laboratory, which has confirmed the absence of 'bath salts,' synthetic marijuana and LSD," the statement said.

 

[semen4her]

Fucking pot heads.

 

[KRCummings]

Fucking pot heads.

Be a good idea for a Reefer Madness remake. Guy tokes up and eats his girlfriends face off.

 

[Licia]

http://www.marijuanaquotes.org/top-5-marijuana-quotes-from-early-us-presidents/

 

[islandman]

Not buying it.

MJ does not make you eat another person's face.

 

[Image]

Turns out he was on weed and not "bath salts" or anything else. Guy just couldn't find a bag of Doritos. We've all been there.

I'm on weed right now and I'm not even remotely thinking about eating someone's face off.

The munchies haven't hit though, so who knows...

 

[semen4her]

Pot is hardly considered a street drug anymore.

Who the fuck goes to a street corner to buy weed anyways?

What the fuck are they, twelve?

 

[Licia]

I've eaten the face of off potato chips a time or two. Lasangna, now that stuff makes me worry.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

"The department has also sought the assistance of an outside forensic toxicology reference laboratory, which has confirmed the absence of 'bath salts,' synthetic marijuana and LSD," the statement said.[/I]

WTF is synthetic marijuana? Is there some kind of fake plant out that grows bud that isn't really bud?

Be a good idea for a Reefer Madness remake. Guy tokes up and eats his girlfriends face off.

There it is........spin it to something they can use.

 

[KRCummings]

WTF is synthetic marijuana? Is there some kind of fake plant out that grows bud that isn't really bud?



There it is........spin it to something they can use.

I've heard of the synthetic pot but never seen it.

 

[Licia]

I've heard of the synthetic pot but never seen it.

Stupidity fucking amazes me sometimes. Wow. Just wow. Methinks their mirror is broken! Oh, noes.

 

[KRCummings]

Stupidity fucking amazes me sometimes. Wow. Just wow. Methinks their mirror is broken! Oh, noes.

Yeah.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

When I'm stoned, I just wanna eat cooch.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

I've heard of the synthetic pot but never seen it.

Yea they tried...pfizer alone spent millions trying to develop a THC pill b/c you can't patent and sell a plant, but it hasn't worked so far.

Funny how all the drug companies continue to spend so much trying to develop a pill to do the same things as an already existing plant considering it's a worthlessly dangerous schedule 1 narcotic. Even METH is considered less dangerous by the government.

 

[neci]

bullshit. it's a rightwing scam.

 

[Disgustipated]

Stupidity fucking amazes me sometimes. Wow. Just wow. Methinks their mirror is broken! Oh, noes.

Quit being a dumb Ass, Yahoo had THC pills on their headlines this morning.

 

[pink]

When I'm stoned, I just wanna eat cooch.

Your wife is lucky.

 

[naughtycakes]

WTF is synthetic marijuana? Is there some kind of fake plant out that grows bud that isn't really bud?

It's called Spice, they sell at at liquor stores and gas stations.

Never tried it, never will.

bullshit. it's a rightwing scam.

I call bullshit, too.

No way weed is going to make a guy tear off his clothes and eat a dude's face off.

 

[neci]

It's called Spice, they sell at at liquor stores and gas stations.

Never tried it, never will.



I call bullshit, too.

No way weed is going to make a guy tear off his clothes and eat a dude's face off.

pot stays in your system longer than almost any other drug out there. sure the face eater was smoking some pot, but i highly doubt that's the only thing in the system. now i want to know if it was a urine sample or a blood test, how long after the fact it was taken, and what the cut off level for other drugs was. besides, bath salts are so new, i doubt most tests even evaluate for them. i read the other day it wasn't on the streets until 08 or 09? it would have had to go mainstream for drug testing companies to put the money into adding it to their tests. anyways. that's my opinion.

 

[naughtycakes]

pot stays in your system longer than almost any other drug out there. sure the face eater was smoking some pot, but i highly doubt that's the only thing in the system. now i want to know if it was a urine sample or a blood test, how long after the fact it was taken, and what the cut off level for other drugs was. besides, bath salts are so new, i doubt most tests even evaluate for them. i read the other day it wasn't on the streets until 08 or 09? it would have had to go mainstream for drug testing companies to put the money into adding it to their tests. anyways. that's my opinion.

Exactly. Whatever he was on probably just doesn't show up on a drug test.

 

[Phelia]

Didn't he also not react to being shot? Like, not even a flinch? Must have been some gooood shit.

Spice is scary stuff. They should really just legalize marijuana instead. But, and I'm embarrassed to ask this, does it make anyone else think of Dune?

 

[Licia]

Quit being a dumb Ass, Yahoo had THC pills on their headlines this morning.

*does not need the FDA or or a scientist to extrapolate the benefits of THC*

People have already discovered the purposes.

I, too, call bullshit.

 

[tactful]

Turns out he was on weed and not "bath salts" or anything else. Guy just couldn't find a bag of Doritos. We've all been there.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/florida-cannibal-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

CNN) -- The naked Florida man who chewed off the face of another man last month in a zombie-like cannibal attack used marijuana but not "bath salts" as police had suspected, authorities said Wednesday.

Rudy Eugene, 31, was killed by a police officer after Eugene's 18-minute attack on a homeless man. His body didn't show "any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs," according to the Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner Department.

"The department has also sought the assistance of an outside forensic toxicology reference laboratory, which has confirmed the absence of 'bath salts,' synthetic marijuana and LSD," the statement said.

Can you say, Can-ni-bal.

 

[chillywilly2]

The guy was homeless. That means he didn't have a bath for a while. Gotta be pretty hungry to eat something like that.

 

[Image]

Does it occur to anyone other than me that maybe the guy was just bat shit crazy? Drugs don't have to figure in at all, if a person is mentally ill...