Man, I am so hard...

[blobfish]

To buy gifts for. What would you get me for Hanukkah? You must list 8 things.

 

[Adre]

To buy gifts for. What would you get me for Hanukkah? You must list 8 things.

1. Ticket
2. On
3. The
4. First
5. Train
6. Out
7. Of
8. Town

 

[blobfish]

1. Ticket
2. On
3. The
4. First
5. Train
6. Out
7. Of
8. Town

That's one thing stretched over 8 days. What a cop out.

 

[Adre]

That's one thing stretched over 8 days. What a cop out.

I'm economizing.

 

[TexasWife25]

http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_hanukkah_ornament-p175309935113762813b7fsi_400.jpg

 

[blobfish]

I'm not Jewish.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Then my lack of knowing what to give you, will be forgiven.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZILwylknydk/TmUNlaQmX0I/AAAAAAAAAMg/IBOMrLLuGiM/s1600/bee+inclusion.jpg

http://www.thefashionpolice.net/tag/sheer-shorts

http://www.thetroymurphyshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Ping-Pong-Paddles.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v0fV15P7uQo/R69jtEYSi1I/AAAAAAAABts/zUdNXhWNTTM/s400/bandai+YOYO.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eTIBIxSUmYc/TPFXxl-SoCI/AAAAAAAAACM/XfWtgqu70nM/s1600/clogs.jpg

https://secure.sportkilt.com/images/uploads/products/K_IClover.jpg

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/ce/7/AAAAAv5pwU8AAAAAAM5yXQ.jpg

http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/0884de71-ba2a-4206-a963-c130a91d34f6.jpg

 

[run_silent]

To buy gifts for. What would you get me for Hanukkah? You must list 8 things.

1. A bedazzled yam-aka.

2. A self powered dradle.

3. A guaranteed no complaint meal for yourself.

4. No one at the table who says "it's better where I come from."

5. One Sunday without your mom complaining about your wife or lack there of.

6. Hanukkah without somebody pissing and moaning about it.

7. A pass on the whole circumcision thing.

8. Enough oil that you don't have to give a shit how many days pass.

 

[blobfish]

I like them all, P-Luvr! Especially the paddles and the trip to Dicky's!

 

[blobfish]

And thank you, rs! Some chocolate coins would have been nice, though.

 

[coachdb18]

I'm not Jewish.

You can be a CyberJew ... it's Literotica, where nothing is true, nor false, nor of any fucking consequence whatever...

 

[run_silent]

I'm not Jewish.

Not Jewish? After I spent all that trying to come up with something clever? You're new race is asshole.

 

[blobfish]

Not Jewish? After I spent all that trying to come up with something clever? You're new race is asshole.

Oy, but you're a mensch.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The bug in amber is the best.

 

[blobfish]

The bug in amber is the best.

Yeah, but I feel like it was kind of a subliminal message.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yeah, but I feel like it was kind of a subliminal message.

*Tries to appear innocent*

 

[blobfish]

*Tries to appear innocent*

Fail.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The only thing hard here is me.

 

[coachdb18]

......

 

[blobfish]

The only thing hard here is me.

Thanks for that obvious joke.