I need to relearn how to flirt.

[Wings]

sounds a li'l gruff still. try the emphasis on Happy, and drop the damnit, and you'll be halfway there

Well if I get too pleasant how will people know it's me?

Some of us like growling.

Like when I growl or when I make you growl or just growling in general?

 

[butters]

Hiya back, sweetness.

I'm gonna go change my user title now.

i'd change mine if i could think of something pointed and pithy, or even a smidge smart. till then it'll haftastayasitis.


oops, forgot there's no character limit

 

[Wings]

I looked up "Once-ler". He sounds mean.

He was not mean. He was...different.

Also, if you're not Once-Ler, do I know you off this board?

 

[butters]

Well if I get too pleasant how will people know it's me?



Like when I growl or when I make you growl or just growling in general?

show 'em yer tits?

n(o)(o)b

 

[blobfish]

He was not mean. He was...different.

Also, if you're not Once-Ler, do I know you off this board?

What do you mean?

 

[koalabear]

Some of us like growling.

You Minnesota peeps are crazy.

 

[Wings]

show 'em yer tits?

n(o)(o)b

Bah! Everyone's seen my tits, a few have insulted them. They've arrived as it were.


Also my phone likes to change tits to tots.

 

[Wings]

What do you mean?

I sent someone to this board, someone I want to get to know better, I was wondering if you were him but I'm going to guess no.

 

[butters]

Bah! Everyone's seen my tits, a few have insulted them. They've arrived as it were.


Also my phone likes to change tits to tots.

mon biewbs c'est arrivé!

tater tots? tater-totted tits. triple T.

 

[blobfish]

I sent someone to this board, someone I want to get to know better, I was wondering if you were him but I'm going to guess no.

Not him, but you can get to know me if you want.

 

[mark197205]

Well if I get too pleasant how will people know it's me?



Like when I growl or when I make you growl or just growling in general?

Yes. To all the above.

 

[Wings]

Gah, cute delivery drive just stopped by and I asked him how often he is asked about his wood. It was a load of plywood.


I suck at this.

 

[blobfish]

Gah, cute delivery drive just stopped by and I asked him how often he is asked about his wood. It was a load of plywood.


I suck at this.

You're a female, right? Just go out and ask any male if he wants to have sex.

 

[coachdb18]

Gah, cute delivery drive just stopped by and I asked him how often he is asked about his wood. It was a load of plywood.


I suck at this.

Just ask if he delivers his wood in the morning... ya know, for a porn site, this is not that hard! [pun]

 

[mark197205]

You're a female, right? Just go out and ask any male if he wants to have sex.

But thats not flirting, duh!

 

[islandman]

Some of us like growling.

Hear, hear!

 

[Wings]

You people are no help. This is why I've had to expand my dating circle outside of Lit.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You people are no help. This is why I've had to expand my dating circle outside of Lit.

Well, that's a mistake.

There are no STD's here.

 

[Wings]

Well, that's a mistake.

There are no STD's here.

I am pretty sure for some people that is not true, Byron.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You people are no help. This is why I've had to expand my dating circle outside of Lit.

Try repeating this: "Hey there sailor! Like my dress?"

Well, it worked for the Vettebigot's mother....

 

[Wings]

Try repeating this: "Hey there sailor! Like my dress?"

Well, it worked for the Vettebigot's mother....

Dude, no. Keep your hatred out of my fluffy thread. You are welcome, hatred is not, k?

 

[blobfish]

I'm free of STDs, but I'm not free.

 

[Wings]

Along the line of I'm easy but not cheap?

 

[blobfish]

Along the line of I'm easy but not cheap?

I trade sex for dinner, Applebee's or better.

 

[1HF]

It's easier to flirt here since it's over the interwebs... So practice on lit ( or me ) then take it out into the real world and shine.