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Score one for the not flying-mammal-excrementally insane.
Be warned, your PM's are not private !!
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Last night, 'round the witching hour, I visited the houses of the holy. I knocked on a few doors. Following a path of light cast in shadow, I entered that which was bathed in sunlight.
One door was open. I knocked, but the sound echoed in a well of silence.
The next door fashioned a white bath towel, so I knew to keep going.
I discovered a nomadic habitat for humanity much to my surprise.
She asked me if this would be my home.
"You've got to be kidding me? Like a thief in the night?" I giggled at the celing, and my hands came to an applause of irony. Briefly, I checked behind my back.
Her husband entered, and was quite confused as to why I was there. I smiled simply and said I was happy about the meeting. She asked if I needed protection as I was leaving. Through my grin, my answer was quite clear. "I'm safe, my dear."
Her husband saw fit to watch after the Stairway to Heaven, so I have decided to stay.
One door was open. I knocked, but the sound echoed in a well of silence.
The next door fashioned a white bath towel, so I knew to keep going.
I discovered a nomadic habitat for humanity much to my surprise.
She asked me if this would be my home.
"You've got to be kidding me? Like a thief in the night?" I giggled at the celing, and my hands came to an applause of irony. Briefly, I checked behind my back.
Her husband entered, and was quite confused as to why I was there. I smiled simply and said I was happy about the meeting. She asked if I needed protection as I was leaving. Through my grin, my answer was quite clear. "I'm safe, my dear."
Her husband saw fit to watch after the Stairway to Heaven, so I have decided to stay.
coachdb18
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No trust ....
No trust ....
sweet_lusciousdesire
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You guys are frickin hilarious! Who knew I'd be laughing at an erotic lit site.
RoryN
You're screwed.
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Disgustipated
LAWLZ
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We've already established he's a fucking idiot.
RoryN
You're screwed.
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And he's supposedly a member of Mensa, right?
Sean
We'll see.
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He went to great pains to tell us. Twice.
butters
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methinks the twonk protests too much
pink
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Only twice?
coachdb18
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...and been called 'idiot' hundreds of times. Since the term idiot generally depicts those with an IQ of 50 or less, it just seemed natural to correct them... maybe I mentioned it both times in a PM?
lovetoread
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Ok, I laughed at this.
I dont go into my pm box cause I am usually posting from my phone and its a pain in the ass to switch to different pages.
And btw, those mods leave such a mess when they snoop around, one would think they'd pick up after themselves.
butters
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if you don't want people to make that assumption about you, kindly adjust your posting style. thankyou.
butters
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butters
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pink
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coachdb18
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Yea, fun just making people go on the defensive at will like that ... sorta like asking a guy when he stopped beating his wife, huh?
butters
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you know what? i don't think you're an idiot. i have reviewed my opinion of you and now believe you are mental.
Lorilei
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What?
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LAWLZ
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David Stern asked Jim Rome that last week after Rome asked him if the fix was in on the NBA Draft. It was quite funny.
And to be fair, you can be smart and not know how the forum works but you're an idiot for many other reasons.
coachdb18
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Just for S&G's, I'm a hockey coach, on ice official and player, who stopped watching the NBA years ago. I'm not big into sports that opted out of sport, and drifted into being strictly entertainment. The NBA is now stuck with the same problem TV wrestling faced, in trying to prove theirs is really a sport, and not just good choreography.
