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I was kinda hopin Morgoth would win. Kick some elf ass and make em all slaves and shit. Why can't the bad guy win for once? But that didn't happen, did it? Be a good alternate ending maybe?
.......passes the bong......'ere, ...cough cough
Yea, but Galadriel enslaved and used sexually by Morgoth and his evil minions would be kinda hot. See, they never got to do that. And the world is all the poorer for it. Morgoth was in drivers seat, he shoulda won.
Galadriel? I'd much rather sexually abuse Arwen. I'd shove that Evenstar in places she didn't know she had.
Galadriel? I'd much rather sexually abuse Arwen. I'd shove that Evenstar in places she didn't know she had.
No way the bad guys were totally unfuckable.....
now that I think of it, most of the good guys were unfuckable too
Thank god for the human men and some of those elves.
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I figured you as an treebeard kinda gal---he has massive wood you know?![]()
Gee thanks...and to think after the laugh you gave me on the understanding women thread I was going to ask you to marry me and have babies with me...
I always wanted Aragorn.....
who would not want to fuck Viggio?
*la sigh*
( holy Gandalf, Frodo, dodged that bullet! )
I fucked him, he was alrightnothing to swoon about though.
I feel like I never knew you at all...
*sobs*
can ya do that nekkid? with a sword? on a horse?![]()
You love it![]()
with ketchup, ya
Do you know they now make ketchup without corn syrup?
Honest!
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