I'm eating birthday cake at 12:30am

[KRCummings]

Don't fucking judge me.

 

[pink]

The air in here will be heavy with judgement.

 

[christy1989]

Chocolate chip cookies here!

 

[killallhippies]

better than crackers.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'll see your birthday cake and raise you 3 chocolate chip cookies.

 

[KRCummings]

The air in here will be heavy with judgement.

Fuckers. Can't just live and let live.

 

[RoryN]

The air in here will be heavy with judgement.

That's not the only thing that'll be heavy...

 

[KRCummings]

better than crackers.

Crackers are good as long as they aren't in bed. Then you get kicked out. Unless you're The Rock or Channing Tatum because no way am I kicking them out of bed for eating crackers.

 

[pink]

I just had a few bites of a salad.

 

[killallhippies]

i am in bed, but i am not those people. thankfully it's my bed, so you can fuck off.

 

[KRCummings]

I just had a few bites of a salad.

It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.

 

[KRCummings]

i am in bed, but i am not those people. thankfully it's my bed, so you can fuck off.

Can you kick yourself out of bed for eating crackers?

 

[pink]

It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.

If I had my druthers, I'd want cake.

 

[killallhippies]

probably, but i'd rather just brush of the crumbs and vacuum them up later. i'm awesome like that.

 

[KRCummings]

If I had my druthers, I'd want cake.

If you had a choice why the fuck would you settle for cake? Is Mr. Tatum busy?

 

[bbkradwell]

Uh huh.

Chocolate chip cookies here!

Ahhh... A woman after my own heart! (I love to moosh up the cookies in my milk and then mix in some vanilla-frozen yogurt! Yummmmm............
http://www.literotica.com/s/mmmmmmm

 

[killallhippies]

If you had a choice why the fuck would you settle for cake? Is Mr. Tatum busy?

he's probably busy making his twentieth movie of the year.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I want something to eat.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Well, fine then. I just finished vienna sausage with cheese and crackers. Now I am eating peanut butter bars. And I have the last of my swiss rolls snack cakes in my sights.

 

[KRCummings]

he's probably busy making his twentieth movie of the year.

That's fine by me. It's not like I actually watch any of them. I'll see his dancing hotness movie but that sorta goes without saying. I haven't even seen GI Joe yet.

 

[killallhippies]

That's fine by me. It's not like I actually watch any of them. I'll see his dancing hotness movie but that sorta goes without saying. I haven't even seen GI Joe yet.

21 jump street was reasonably funny. gi joe is pure hatred.

 

[loquere]

What kind of cake marble, chocolate?

 

[KRCummings]

What kind of cake marble, chocolate?

Marble for some reason. We never get marble cake. Weird.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

21 jump street was reasonably funny. gi joe is pure hatred.

I was considering my GI Joe dvd to play for noise. The radio and youtube doesn't seem right at this moment. But that was before I discovered no ranch dressing for the carrots and celery sticks.

I wonder how sour cream goes with carrots and celery sticks?

 

[Phelia]

I'm not judging you unless all of the lights are off and there's a solitary lit birthday candle sticking out of it and you're wearing a party hat, and even then I'm not so much judging you as I am falling in love with you because haha, what an odd thing to do and I have weird taste.

Cherries here. And they are delicious.

Also, agree that crackers in bed = kicked out.