Once a year I check TMZ to see if it still sucks monkey balls

Dixon Carter Lee

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Yeah. It does.

TMZ stand for "Thirty Mile Zone", the studio zone where movies are (or were) almost exclusively made. Its connotation is "Big Hollywood". But TMZ the web site/TV show focuses mostly on third grade rappers, basketball players and whatever the fuck Kim Kardashian is. And even then the stories have to be "juiced up" to make them salacious. No real stories. No real effort to get stories. Nobody actually famous (except Mel Gibson and a couple of other has beens who've gone mental). Lazy, dumb ass reporting. As a scandal sheet they can't even hold their own with the supermarket tabloids.

TMZ does, indeed, suck monkey balls.

See you next year.
 
Yeah. It does.

TMZ stand for "Thirty Mile Zone", the studio zone where movies are (or were) almost exclusively made. Its connotation is "Big Hollywood". But TMZ the web site/TV show focuses mostly on third grade rappers, basketball players and whatever the fuck Kim Kardashian is. And even then the stories have to be "juiced up" to make them salacious. No real stories. No real effort to get stories. Nobody actually famous (except Mel Gibson and a couple of other has beens who've gone mental). Lazy, dumb ass reporting. As a scandal sheet they can't even hold their own with the supermarket tabloids.

TMZ does, indeed, suck monkey balls.

See you next year.
Isn't that a little like sticking an old moldy sandwich in the freezer and then checking it once a year to see if it's still an old moldy sandwich?

If the power failed during the year, it'll be moldier, and if someone tossed it out, it'll be gone.

What else is it that you think might happen?
 
Harvey Levin is a smarmy weasel of a man. I don't think TMZ is ever going to be more than a sleazy, exploitative tabloid show.
 
You can see it from the Ferry. It's easier than standing in line with the tourists to take the boat that actually goes to the statue. It's what actual New Yorkers do.

But you're not an actual New Yorker. You're from Staten Island. Isn't that where we send the garbage?
 
You call it a park now. But it's a dump. A huge garbage dump.

I don't know the name of any of your streets, but I know you have a big ass dump.

Fresh Kills. Awesome name.
 
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