balls for sale

[neci]

no refunds

 

[lovetoread]

How much and in what condition are they in?

 

[BgMma]

Niiice.

I love balls.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Are they shiny?

 

[neci]

How much and in what condition are they in?

they range from 50 cents to $1.2 million. available freshly cut, pickled and option stem cell. you also receive a glass jar with purchase.

Niiice.

I love balls.

i like big balls, i can not lie...

 

[Farrah]

Do you have brass ones?

 

[BgMma]

they range from 50 cents to $1.2 million. available freshly cut, pickled and option stem cell. you also receive a glass jar with purchase.



i like big balls, i can not lie...

Because we have the biggest balls of them all...

 

[neci]

Are they shiny?

the shiny ones cost an additional $3.50, but they're worth every penny.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.list4all.com/www9/passionparty/4-2.jpg?rnd=1314911307

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

the shiny ones cost an additional $3.50, but they're worth every penny.

Do they glow in the dark?

 

[neci]

Do you have brass ones?

i do! my collection grows by the day.

Because we have the biggest balls of them all...

menfolk fear our balls.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzTofCR7wSo

 

[neci]

http://www.list4all.com/www9/passionparty/4-2.jpg?rnd=1314911307

knock offs. pfft.

Do they glow in the dark?

there's a recipe for this out there. it can be arranged. i just need to do a search.

 

[neci]

phosphorescent powders

*acts all knowledgeable*

 

[Farrah]

One more question, neci. Can we buy in bulk?

 

[lovetoread]

I need some big enough so that I can whip them out and say "see, my balls are bigger than yours!" and be telling the truth.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

knock offs. pfft.



there's a recipe for this out there. it can be arranged. i just need to do a search.

I'd be interested.
Also, I'm after a pair of sagging hairy balls? Maybe few grey hairs and that amazing slightly sweaty ball-sack scent?
Do you ship internationally?

 

[neci]

One more question, neci. Can we buy in bulk?

they are yours for the taking.

I need some big enough so that I can whip them out and say "see, my balls are bigger than yours!" and be telling the truth.

let me go find beeter. will you help me hold him down?

 

[neci]

I'd be interested.
Also, I'm after a pair of sagging hairy balls? Maybe few grey hairs and that amazing slightly sweaty ball-sack scent?
Do you ship internationally?

if your willing to pay, i'm ready to ship. for a few more buck, i'll deliver them personally.

slightly sagging - check
peppered grey - check
sweaty ball-sack scent - *huff* check

i have a pair of recently acquired balls that come with 200,000+ posts. i think they even drive themselves.

 

[IndieSnob]

let me go find beeter. will you help me hold him down?

*closes legs and holds balls tight*

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

if your willing to pay, i'm ready to ship. for a few more buck, i'll deliver them personally.

slightly sagging - check
peppered grey - check
sweaty ball-sack scent - *huff* check

i have a pair of recently acquired balls that come with 200,000+ posts. i think they even drive themselves.

Cool, I'll have them, money is not an issue.

Oh you do? Tell me more, sounds promising.

 

[lovetoread]

let me go find beeter. will you help me hold him down?

nah, I need him to keep his.

I just need mine bigger.

 

[lovetoread]

*closes legs and holds balls tight*

Don't be a big baby.

She'd be gentle.

 

[phrodeau]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5xcydYKqU

 

[butters]

and you wonder why manu's shy???