Be warned, your PM's are not private !!

[bg23]

You guys, this guy has serious issues. I'd steer clear of him, ladies.

Dear bg,
I know you're a very busy lady and you've been so kind and helpful to me so far in giving me advice to deal with my poopy pants but because you're so wise and learned, I wondered if I could ask you about something else. It's a little bit embarrassing, but I feel like I can trust you.

I am really interested in taxidermy. I think it might be a bit of a fetish of mine. I really enjoy it, my wiener gets all excited just thinking about it. But I am worried about the possible effects. Could you tell me what some pluses or minuses of taxidermy as a fetish might be? I'm really sorry to be PMing you so much, I just feel like I can really talk to you.

Love, coachiepookins.

SERIOUSLY, dude, I can refer you to a pro.

 

[coachdb18]

Just asking:

1) why is the 'private Message' function labeled 'private', and what's the point in having it active?

2) has the function of the moderators here always been a dishonest sham, only pretending impartiality?

Might I suggest you change the term moderator to 'biased shill'!

 

[Wok]

Just asking:

1) why is the 'private Message' function labeled 'private', and what's the point in having it active?

2) has the function of the moderators here always been a dishonest sham, only pretending impartiality?

Might I suggest you change the term moderator to 'biased shill'!

Answer: BG's panties.

 

[Saint Peter]

Wok spanks his monkey while looking at my AV.

 

[Sean]

Just asking:

1) why is the 'private Message' function labeled 'private', and what's the point in having it active?

2) has the function of the moderators here always been a dishonest sham, only pretending impartiality?

Might I suggest you change the term moderator to 'biased shill'!

http://www.barryscottisreal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/KeepDigging.bmp

 

[Wok]

Wok spanks his monkey while looking at my AV.

You are a Great American!

 

[IndieSnob]

Just asking:

1) why is the 'private Message' function labeled 'private', and what's the point in having it active?

2) has the function of the moderators here always been a dishonest sham, only pretending impartiality?

Might I suggest you change the term moderator to 'biased shill'!

It's just Obama fucking with you, man. Quit being so paranoid.

 

[bg23]

i just looked in Sinny's inbox (cos I was bored) and I found this little gem. I'm surprised I didn't see it earlier, I rifle through her box like every day.

Dear Sininsatiable,
You are really sexy and I like ur boobs. I have been reading your posts and you write good and you have boobs and they are nice. Do you like men who dress up in pretty clothes? I like to dress up in pretty clothes. My favorite outfit is my Goth Lolita get up when I go for my mall walk in the morning. I get lots of admiring looks, especially from the hot grannies. Last week one of them totally faked falling over and breaking her hip in front of me to get my attention. I like your boobs.

Love, Coachiepookins.

COACHIE. I thought Coachiepookins was the special name you used with me.

I feel so betrayed.

 

[mark197205]

i just looked in Sinny's inbox (cos I was bored) and I found this little gem. I'm surprised I didn't see it earlier, I rifle through her box like every day.



COACHIE. I thought Coachiepookins was the special name you used with me.

I feel so betrayed.

Pahahahahahahahahahaha!!

 

[lovetoread]

I just hate it when they correct my spelling!

 

[Wok]

I just hate it when they correct my spelling!

You get a spell checker? Sunuvabitch.

 

[bg23]

I just love it when they correct my spelling!

Who is "Snobbish" and why are you feeling him/her up?

 

[lovetoread]

Who is "Snobbish" and why are you feeling him/her up?

It seems like the thing to do today

 

[lovetoread]

You get a spell checker? Sunuvabitch.

I'm special.

 

[Sinny]

i just looked in Sinny's inbox (cos I was bored) and I found this little gem. I'm surprised I didn't see it earlier, I rifle through her box like every day.



COACHIE. I thought Coachiepookins was the special name you used with me.

I feel so betrayed.

My box is always truly open. Wide.
He sent me pics of the goth lolita getup, too. I will post them on the secret forum.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://i.imgur.com/8VFWo.jpg

 

[mediocre]

I just discovered new video of coach.....My "I just became a Taxidermist" dance

 

[coachdb18]

I just discovered new video of coach.....My "I just became a Taxidermist" dance

And even as there are those who have begun to try and make a case for post integrity and credibility for the Literotica website, the evidence against that very credibility continues to accrue

 

[artemesia_g]

OH MY GOD.

subscribed.

this is going to be the best thread ever.

RIGHT???

 

[artemesia_g]

Some of them are interesting, but after the 678th "hey u wanna chat?" it's just not worth the time.

STAY OUT OF MY INBOX!!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

My Pm's must be very disappointing to them.

Except for the one where bg23 told me I was the sexiest bald midget ever.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

STAY OUT OF MY INBOX!!

Do you prefer your outbox ?

 

[RoryN]

Fucking awesome.

 

[naughtycakes]

I wanna have bg's babies.

She has many p.m.s to that effect.

 

[Saint Peter]

Bitch took my snakeskin cowboy boots when we broke up.