Cat hired as security guard despite lack of experience

koalabear

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Are you reliable? Vigilant? Willing to wear a black shirt that says "Security"? You might be the perfect candidate to work as a guard at Bandai's warehouse in the U.K. Unfortunately, the toy manufacturer has already filled the position. With a cat. After seeing Millie loitering in the aisles of its Southampton factory, management offered her a job on the spot. Her new supervisor praises her climbing abilities and loud purr, while her beaming owner is "not surprised" by the cat's career choice. We're curious what she'll do in the case of a break-in, since her lack of opposable thumbs might make it difficult for her to call for backup, but who cares! LOOK AT HER LITTLE SHIRT!
http://now.msn.com/now/0621-cat-security-guard.aspx

 
I can't wait to read of her first thwarting of miscreants heck-bent on stealing the toys destined for the deserving children of the UK.
 
Out of order! Caturday is TOMORRORW! :caning:
 
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