Hey Doc, yeah sorry to scare you, but you gotta help me.
See there was this hot chick I hit on at a bar last night
I gave her my best pickup lines and was persistant about it
So when I made my move on her she slapped me and called me a jackass
See turns out she's a witch and was in a bit of a vindictive mood at the time.
Sir this fictitious blaster weapon is fully automatic, and has a mountable grenade launching port. We're going to have to confiscate it and fine you upwards of 5000 credits.