Rejecting unwanted sexual advancements from women

Mike_Yates

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There have been a few instances where women who I was not physically attracted to have made sexual advancements to me.

What do I do and say in order to escape that situation?

Give them a fake email or phone number?

Tell them that I'm gay? (I am not)

Tell them that I already have a girlfriend?
 
I think Susan Slaughter might be engaged to her current boyfriend, a Filipino guy who is a drummer for a band.
 
I honestly find it hard to believe anyone would have tried advancing anything on you....
 
There have been a few instances where women who I was not physically attracted to have made sexual advancements to me.

What do I do and say in order to escape that situation?

Give them a fake email or phone number?

Tell them that I'm gay? (I am not)

Tell them that I already have a girlfriend?

Tell 'em you don't have the ten bucks.
 
I honestly find it hard to believe anyone would have tried advancing anything on you....
He's posted pics. He looks normal. Grumpy but normal. I'll bet he can fake sanity for a few minutes at the time. Sometimes that's all it takes.
 
But yeah, mike. "Fuck off" usually does the trick.
 
There have been a few instances where women who I was not physically attracted to have made sexual advancements to me.

What do I do and say in order to escape that situation?

Give them a fake email or phone number?

Tell them that I'm gay? (I am not)

Tell them that I already have a girlfriend?

I wish I could advise you, Mike, but I've never found any solution to the same exact problem that's saddled me my entire life since adolescence; it seems I still must tell intelligent, gorgeous women NO THANKS at least a half dozen times a day...

...it's our curse, Mike: us pretty boys just have to hoist the burden the good Lord lays our very broad and masculine shoulders.

Stay strong, brother.
 
There have been a few instances where women who I was not physically attracted to have made sexual advancements to me.

What do I do and say in order to escape that situation?

Give them a fake email or phone number?

Tell them that I'm gay? (I am not)

Tell them that I already have a girlfriend?

Start talking about your admiration for famous serial killers. I've found that usually works.

On the off chance it doesn't put her off, it means you've found your soul mate, Mike. ;)
 
Seriously now, Mike. Do you honestly expect us to believe that "creepy-stalker-type" hasn't worked for you?
 
Tell them to come back in seven years, for your next Pong Farr.
 
just be yourself, mike. five minutes or so should do the trick.
 
There have been a few instances where women who I was not physically attracted to have made sexual advancements to me.

What do I do and say in order to escape that situation?

Give them a fake email or phone number?

Tell them that I'm gay? (I am not)

Tell them that I already have a girlfriend?
And I thought I was sad!!!
 
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