My Vanity Thread...Please Keep It On the Front Page

[topace]

Well, I'm having a drink and a cigar with the poet and then I'm gonna go back to my stern gallery and ravish the lovely TriciaLen.

Thanks for stopping by.

*goes and takes a dive off the gangplank* Cannonball!

 

[Edward Teach]

*goes and takes a dive off the gangplank* Cannonball!

Looking for mermaids, I'll guess.

 

[SweetMaj]

Looking for mermaids, I'll guess.

You rang?

 

[Edward Teach]

You rang?

Any mermaid with a tail like yours is always welcome on board or along side.

 

[topace]

You rang?

Yo' no mermaid Maj!

*climbs on his jetski and takes off*

 

[SweetMaj]

Any mermaid with a tail like yours is always welcome on board or along side.

Thanks, Edward.

 

[topace]

Thanks, Edward.

Just watch out he doesn't take you...

 

[Tricialen]

Any mermaid with a tail like yours is always welcome on board or along side.

Humm Pirate.... I could make all your mermaid dreams come true

 

[Tricialen]

Soft, naked bump

 

[Edward Teach]

Soft, naked bump

Mmmm. Why don't we go back to the gallery and see how thing are astern.

 

[Tricialen]

Mmmm. Why don't we go back to the gallery and see how thing are astern.

You do have a way with words Teach!

 

[Edward Teach]

You do have a way with words Teach!

Baby, it ain't words I want to have my way with!

 

[Tricialen]

Baby, it ain't words I want to have my way with!

Uhmmm ... promises...promises....I'm waiting....

 

[lance gt]

Uhmmm ... promises...promises....I'm waiting....

No need to wait for me sexy woman, I'll ravish you non-stop until you tell me to.

 

[Tricialen]

No need to wait for me sexy woman, I'll ravish you non-stop until you tell me to.

Highlander! You know I would have your ravishment! I know what' under that bit of plaid!

 

[lance gt]

Highlander! You know I would have your ravishment! I know what' under that bit of plaid!

But the reat don't Aye Lass, yer bonnie at gi'en me a toss and know how tae grease a Caber well.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Ahoy, mates.

 

[Tricialen]

Ahoy, mates.

 

[Edward Teach]

Uhmmm ... promises...promises....I'm waiting....

You could use a little teasing and I'm pretty good at it.

 

[Tricialen]

You could use a little teasing and I'm pretty good at it.

Yes, you are you devil!

 

[Edward Teach]

Yes, you are you devil!

But you love me, don't you.

 

[SweetWitch]

Hello, Edward. How is your evening?

 

[Edward Teach]

Hello, Edward. How is your evening?

Better, much better now that you're here.

 

[Tricialen]

But you love me, don't you.

Of course I love you....er...humm lust for you....

 

[lance gt]

Of course I love you....er...humm lust for you....

*stands there with arms crossed tapping foot.*