What happened to all of the doom and gloom economic threads?

[Sean Renaud]

..and a $500 a month electric bill, 3 vettes, 4 Members Only jackets, and several pairs of Levi's 501's that you paid $30 more a pair than you should've, tubby.

All he can afford is contract workers... and on the government's dole at that.

We could shorten this to "nobody believes you vette".

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I can play. Two attorneys, two financial advisers, a CPA, and a gardener. You?

Wait...didn't you say you pay your gardener $50 to mow both your lawns?

You call that "hiring?" That ain't a payroll, that's like paying neighborhood kids out of pocket to shovel snow from your driveway after a blizzard and you're too lazy to do it yourself like you should be doing. Bish please!

 

[Adre]

Sounds like Vette requires more financial advice than Bill Gates.

 

[koalabear]

I can play. Two attorneys, two financial advisers, a CPA, and a gardener. You?

Great post Maytag, it got the whole Collective out.

 

[richard_daily]

Wait...didn't you say you pay your gardener $50 to mow both your lawns?

You call that "hiring?" That ain't a payroll, that's like paying neighborhood kids out of pocket to shovel snow from your driveway after a blizzard and you're too lazy to do it yourself like you should be doing. Bish please!

It wasn't $50, it was $40... that's enough for him to buy a new member's only jacket, so it's an important distinction.

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[richard_daily]

According to vet's rules; I employ the following: 42 gas station attendants, 3 mechanics, and 14 grocery store clerks.

 

[unregistered]

 

[koalabear]

Fucking Butthead Inc. is sooo fucking predictable.

Ring the bell and here they come.

 

[richard_daily]

it's so cute when vetpet comes and licks his master's feet.

 

[Adre]

The fur must tickle his toes

 

[koalabear]

it's so cute when vetpet comes and licks his master's feet.

Shouldn't a half-assed carpenter like you be at Home Depot looking for work?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Shouldn't a half-assed carpenter like you be at Home Depot looking for work?

Half assed carpenters die for your sins. Some one of his skill works for your money.

 

[koalabear]

Half assed carpenters die for your sins. Some one of his skill works for your money.

Look pereg took a dump again!

 

[richard_daily]

Half assed carpenters die for your sins. Some one of his skill works for your money.

For that to be true, he'd have to first have money.

 

[unregistered]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dear Chief MemoryShortLikePissant, it was $40 bucks.

Oh wow. FORTY BUCKS.

For two lawns? That's some chump change, dude. Seriously. How big are your lawns, the size of three Yugos parked side-by-side?

I thought you were some big-time active outdoorsman? How come you can't do that small-time shit yourself and save the expense for your grandkids' X'mas presents? Now, if you're actually hiring the neighborhood kids to mow your turf and calling them "gardeners" for flossing online, it's all good for your end, but...if I'm an actual professional "gardener," fuck someone owning three gas guzzler cars in their driveway and garage paying me forty measly bucks to do that.

 

[mercury14]

I can play. Two attorneys, two financial advisers, a CPA, and a gardener. You?

So you hired those people? Or you're just their customer?

 

[richard_daily]

Oh look, one can sift the sand of Lit through his fingers and wind up with some trace of Pereg.

Wear rubber gloves when handling Lit sand.

There you go, talking about poop again.

Cock, poop, butts... the vet trifecta.

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[richard_daily]

Cuz I'm too busy working on my photography, planning road trips to facilitate that photography, editing images, supporting my business interests, doing whatever I please, and because I have more money than I know what to do with.

So why not just say that you employ the camera manufacturers?

It would be about as honest as what you already put forth.

 

[Disgustipated]

Americans say Bush still more to blame than Obama for economy

More than two-thirds of Americans—including half of Republicans—still blame former President George W. Bush for the country's economic ills, according to a new Gallup poll released on Thursday, hours before President Barack Obama was to deliver a high-stakes speech defending his handling of the weak economy.

Someone quote me for the cowardly vettebirther.