You better have Fecal Matter on your elbow...

[FloridaCouple]

You better have Fecal Matter on your elbow when you leave a bathroom stall. If not, then you're a disgusting pig.

Note - disgusting pigs will read this post and not know what I am talking about.

 

[bronzeage]

Must be a Florida thing.

 

[Peregrinator]

Must be a Florida thing.

No, that would be "If you don't have fecal matter on your elbows when you leave the dinner table."

 

[bronzeage]

No, that would be "If you don't have fecal matter on your elbows when you leave the dinner table."

The state motto of Florida is, "I'll get on my knees if you get on your elbows."

Fecal matter is where you find it.

 

[Pika_Reet]

The state motto of Florida is, "I'll get on my knees if you get on your elbows."

Fecal matter is where you find it.

I just knew I'd find you here.

 

[Bert Notorius]

If it's not in your armpit, you're not really trying.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

You better have Fecal Matter on your elbow when you leave a bathroom stall. If not, then you're a disgusting pig.

Note - disgusting pigs will read this post and not know what I am talking about.

Seriously?
How hard is it to flush, wash your hands, dry them, then turn off the tap with the paper towel you dried your hands with (or a piece of toilet paper if there are no paper towels)?

No wonder people think Florida is full of morons....

 

[phrodeau]

How does one wipe their ass with their elbow?

 

[Liar]

Sole of my shoe. I'm limber like that.

 

[pointless]

Sole of my shoe. I'm limber like that.

seriously.

and i'm fat with bad knees.

lazy cunts.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Nobody wipes these days?

 

[phrodeau]

I can imagine two women sharing a stall (which would seem to be common), then wiping each other's asses with their elbows (which would seem to be uncommon).

 

[FloridaCouple]

Seriously?
How hard is it to flush, wash your hands, dry them, then turn off the tap with the paper towel you dried your hands with (or a piece of toilet paper if there are no paper towels)?

No wonder people think Florida is full of morons....

Hello Disgusting Pig. Oh, and you are the moron. Keep reading because you need this lesson.


Let me break it down for you, moron.

You enter the the stall. How do you lock the latch? With your bare hand? Of course not because there is fecal matter on the latch. So what to use? Your elbow. My experience is that men use their bare hand. And I've spoken to women about this, and women use their bare hand too. People do not take the time to use a paper towel, or toilet paper, or their elbow to lock the latch upon entering the stall.

And just imagine all the things they touched after entering the stall, like zippers, belts, face, hair, etc. Fecal matter is spreading.

Great, so now people have fecal matter on their hands because they used a bare hand upon entry. So there they sit, smart phone in hand (now covered with fecal matter) and they play and poop.

Assuming a Handicap Stall
Time to do the paper work. Oh, they are so careful. Wash hands, dry hands, and turn off the faucet with the paper towel they dried their hands with, and open the latch with that same paper towel.. They feel good. They did due diligence. Or did they!?!?

Assuming standard Stall
Time to do the paper work. Oh, they are so careful not to get anything on their hands... but we know many people do. They feel good. They did due diligence. Or did they!?!?

But they did not. They are disgusting pigs spreading fecal matter.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I can imagine two women sharing a stall (which would seem to be common), then wiping each other's asses with their elbows (which would seem to be uncommon).

I am going to start selling elbow grease to people.

 

[pink]

Wash your elbow. Simple.

 

[Saint Peter]

The same people that are sharing that restroom are also making your burger.

Enjoy.

 

[MonaLittle]

*...........Tosses out my burger*

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

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[Saint Peter]

*...........Tosses out my burger*

You done with that?

 

[KRCummings]

Hello Disgusting Pig. Oh, and you are the moron. Keep reading because you need this lesson.


Let me break it down for you, moron.

You enter the the stall. How do you lock the latch? With your bare hand? Of course not because there is fecal matter on the latch. So what to use? Your elbow. My experience is that men use their bare hand. And I've spoken to women about this, and women use their bare hand too. People do not take the time to use a paper towel, or toilet paper, or their elbow to lock the latch upon entering the stall.

And just imagine all the things they touched after entering the stall, like zippers, belts, face, hair, etc. Fecal matter is spreading.

Great, so now people have fecal matter on their hands because they used a bare hand upon entry. So there they sit, smart phone in hand (now covered with fecal matter) and they play and poop.

Assuming a Handicap Stall
Time to do the paper work. Oh, they are so careful. Wash hands, dry hands, and turn off the faucet with the paper towel they dried their hands with, and open the latch with that same paper towel.. They feel good. They did due diligence. Or did they!?!?

Assuming standard Stall
Time to do the paper work. Oh, they are so careful not to get anything on their hands... but we know many people do. They feel good. They did due diligence. Or did they!?!?

But they did not. They are disgusting pigs spreading fecal matter.

Well now we know why people think everyone is Florida is a moron.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

*...........Tosses out my burger*

You done with that?

Can I have the fries?

 

[clutch1]

Wash your elbow. Simple.

Good to see you smiling again.

 

[pink]

Good to see you smiling again.

You have to explain everything to these Floridians.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Well now we know why people think everyone is Florida is a moron.

Is it that all evidence supports that they are infact morons?

 

[Saint Peter]

Can I have the fries?

She only eats carrots and celery.

Maybe tofu fries on special occasions.