Red's Thread - come in and read a bit, post a bit, and lick a bit... okay... alot!!!

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Och, the two of ye's. Ye really think I'm going tae submit tae that again? Yer off yer heeds so yer are. I'll bloody talk like this all I want and no one's going tae say otherwise. I said before, it's a bloody curse and now ye know why.

A ye, ye Redheaded sprite, gi'en a dick slap, is the same as a smack on the ass, no difference. Ye and yer 'Beat the Highlander tae his knees' shite, ye want a go?
 
Och, the two of ye's. Ye really think I'm going tae submit tae that again? Yer off yer heeds so yer are. I'll bloody talk like this all I want and no one's going tae say otherwise. I said before, it's a bloody curse and now ye know why.

A ye, ye Redheaded sprite, gi'en a dick slap, is the same as a smack on the ass, no difference. Ye and yer 'Beat the Highlander tae his knees' shite, ye want a go?

COUNT! Spank.... you're being way too wicked and wanton for my liking...;)
 
Och, the two of ye's. Ye really think I'm going tae submit tae that again? Yer off yer heeds so yer are. I'll bloody talk like this all I want and no one's going tae say otherwise. I said before, it's a bloody curse and now ye know why.

A ye, ye Redheaded sprite, gi'en a dick slap, is the same as a smack on the ass, no difference. Ye and yer 'Beat the Highlander tae his knees' shite, ye want a go?

I'm pretty sure you're already being brought to your knees. ;) I'll head off to the image department of bing and see what I can find for you. ;)
 
Good evening, Red Threaders...very interesting conversation in here! C'mere, Lance, I'll give your Caber a good smack ;)

Hi, Tim, long time no see.

Hi, Tricia, nice to meet you! Don't believe anything these heathen's tell you about me!:cool:
 
And now Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight's show is about to begin. Please take your seats and turn all cell ohones, Blackberries, Ipads, PDA's and vibrators.
Our guests have arrived and we are about to begin out topic of Cock sucking and cum swallowing. For those viewers who may be offended, not my problem.
We ask that everyone be polite and not harrass the Highlander, he tends to go off when provoked.

During the program, we will announce the contest to name the drink, or not. Also, Scent may, or may not want to be flogged publically, but if you write a 50 word piece on what you'd like to do, she will pick the winner from the submissions posted.

Good luck to all and enjoy the show.


*you Highlander, put that kilt down and stop playing with it.*
 
Good evening, Red Threaders...very interesting conversation in here! C'mere, Lance, I'll give your Caber a good smack ;)

Hi, Tim, long time no see.

Hi, Tricia, nice to meet you! Don't believe anything these heathen's tell you about me!:cool:


Hi ...nice to meet you...
The former, but would certainly perform the latter if allowed.

I thought you knew to strip and assume the position????
 
Good evening, Red Threaders...very interesting conversation in here! C'mere, Lance, I'll give your Caber a good smack ;)

Hi, Tim, long time no see.

Hi, Tricia, nice to meet you! Don't believe anything these heathen's tell you about me!:cool:

Good evening. :kiss:

Rut roh. You're both getting us boys excited!

I won't be able to get to your story tonight, sweetie. Tomorrow OK?

I'll behave. :eek:

That's perfectly fine. You know that. Plus I think you'll see what I've been feeling - that the end is near and may just need another 10-15K onto what I sent you to finish it.

The former, but would certainly perform the latter if allowed.

I don't think Lance into that, and I know you aren't. ;) :p

But.... if either of you wish to expand your writing skills. I'm more than willing to watch. :D
 
Hi ...nice to meet you...

I thought you knew to strip and assume the position????

Forgive me Tricia, Scent is a terrible trainer.

*already naked, assumes the mentioned position, willing and waiting to serve ... Surprisingly, Angel is already there*

Hey Angel! You're right, it is a nice view down here
 
Good evening. :kiss:



I'll behave. :eek:

That's perfectly fine. You know that. Plus I think you'll see what I've been feeling - that the end is near and may just need another 10-15K onto what I sent you to finish it.



I don't think Lance into that, and I know you aren't. ;) :p

But.... if either of you wish to expand your writing skills. I'm more than willing to watch. :D

WTF??? Now I'm ass fodder for some curiousity seeker? I'm getting a wee bit put off here. I like warm, wet pussy in my face and riding my Caber, I don't know where ye's get the idea I'm intae playing Nudge the Fudge?
 
Forgive me Tricia, Scent is a terrible trainer.

*already naked, assumes the mentioned position, willing and waiting to serve ... Surprisingly, Angel is already there*

Hey Angel! You're right, it is a nice view down here

WTF??? Now I'm ass fodder for some curiousity seeker? I'm getting a wee bit put off here. I like warm, wet pussy in my face and riding my Caber, I don't know where ye's get the idea I'm intae playing Nudge the Fudge?


Grins at Tim....Lance, just join us, it'll be ok..I'm here ;)
 
YE. LASSIE, yes ye, get yer ass o'er here and sit on my lap. Enough of yer cheek and nonsense. Gi' us a kiss and lets get down tae things.:kiss:
 
<pulls up a chair to enjoy the crazy-kooky energy flyin' around in here>
Welcome. :)

WTF??? Now I'm ass fodder for some curiousity seeker? I'm getting a wee bit put off here. I like warm, wet pussy in my face and riding my Caber, I don't know where ye's get the idea I'm intae playing Nudge the Fudge?

You know I'm teasin' you both. :kiss: No worries. I know where both of you men seek to place your cabers. ;)
 
Forgive me Tricia, Scent is a terrible trainer.

*already naked, assumes the mentioned position, willing and waiting to serve ... Surprisingly, Angel is already there*

Hey Angel! You're right, it is a nice view down here

You are very sweet... I don't know if I am in the right mood to spank .... maybe I'll just get to know you first...;)

WTF??? Now I'm ass fodder for some curiousity seeker? I'm getting a wee bit put off here. I like warm, wet pussy in my face and riding my Caber, I don't know where ye's get the idea I'm intae playing Nudge the Fudge?

Oh I think you protest a little bit too much! I know your fantasies....;)
 
Grins at Tim....Lance, just join us, it'll be ok..I'm here ;)

No way, Ang. I've been in the centre enough. The two of ye look good like that., although the hairy nutsack does nothing for me Tim, sorry, just doesn't, lmao
So who's lashing ye's?
 
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