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Return of the Birthers

TexasWife25 said:
So, how many times does Hawaii have to swear he was born there before thats considered legitimate? Or have we all just decided Hawaii is a 2nd rate state anyway so they dont count?
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Hawaii is a vacation, not a state.:cool: I'm from New Jersey, so I know about serious disrespect.
 
TexasWife25 said:
So, how many times does Hawaii have to swear he was born there before thats considered legitimate? Or have we all just decided Hawaii is a 2nd rate state anyway so they dont count?
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What if Hawaiian separatists get their way and it becomes an independent clump of palm trees? Would that retroactively void Obama's oh my god this shit is so fucking funny sometimes.
 
TexasWife25 said:
So, how many times does Hawaii have to swear he was born there before thats considered legitimate? Or have we all just decided Hawaii is a 2nd rate state anyway so they dont count?
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Even if every document was handed over as demanded, it is still not going to help. So they can swear from here to eternity.
 
KingOrfeo said:
Removing him from office is not the same thing as erasing his presidency -- that would require, at the very least, voiding every bill he ever signed and every Executive Order he ever issued and every appointment he ever made since January 2013. And I'm sure Contards do fantasize about that; but, seriously considering all the implications, clearly it is not a thing under any circumstances to be seriously considered. Even if relevant circumstances arose, which they do not and will not. Not even Nixon got the erasure-treatment.
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Nixon's presidency was not invalidated. It's not the same thing. Of course it could happen. This is the Presidency of the United States. The office makes history every time the sun rises.
 
Wok said:
Even if every document was handed over as demanded, it is still not going to help. So they can swear from here to eternity.
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Every document?

Birthers could take the way back machine to the exact moment of birth and still not be convinced.

Herp derp this looks like Hawaii... but it has to be Kenya. Has to be. :rollseyes:
 
KingOrfeo said:
Removing him from office is not the same thing as erasing his presidency -- that would require, at the very least, voiding every bill he ever signed and every Executive Order he ever issued and every appointment he ever made since January 2013. And I'm sure Contards do fantasize about that; but, seriously considering all the implications, clearly it is not a thing under any circumstances to be seriously considered. Even if relevant circumstances arose, which they do not and will not. Not even Nixon got the erasure-treatment.
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There would be way too much work involved. No politician would agree to doing all of that.
 
And, to no one's surprise, Romney grabs his ankles:

Mitt Romney has added another element to the rising “birther” storyline by releasing a copy of his own birth certificate.

Or, as the document states, a “Certificate of Live Birth” from Michigan.

Romney gave the document to Reuters as his fundraiser du jour, Donald Trump, on Tuesday repeated his erroneous claim on the airwaves that President Obama was born in Kenya and is therefore not allowed to occupy the White House.

The birth certificate has a visible reminder of a more legitimate “birther” controversy — efforts by Romney’s father to run for president despite being born in Mexico. George Romney was granted American citizenship because his parents were U.S. citizens — but Democrats in Congress preempted his run by questioning his eligibility.

The Congressional Research Service even stepped in, siding with the elder Romney.

It’s perhaps a sign of the absurdity of American politics that the modern birther fringe movement has gained so much attention in the media and among right-wing critics of Obama. Before releasing his long-form birth certificate last year in response to Trump’s demands, Obama had made public his own “Certificate of Live Birth,” which birthers claimed wasn’t a real birth certificate.

Later today, Democrats circulated news of Republican Pete Hoekstra, a former House member who is running for the Senate in Michigan, appearing in a video clip of a rally in which he proposed a panel including people from the FBI and the CIA to determine that presidential candidates are U.S. citizens. Hoekstra told CNN today his “proposal” is “very, very simple.”

Reached by phone today, Orly Taitz, an early leader of the movement to delegitimize Obama’s presidency, maintained that Obama’s long-form document is fraudulent for whatever reason — but she also said Romney should “absolutely” make his long-form certificate available, too.

When he was running for president, Obama signed on to a bill in the Senate that would make it clear that John McCain is eligible to be commander-in-chief — he was born outside the United States, in the Panama Canal Zone, when his father was in the Navy there.

Now the main birther controversy is why Mitt Romney is palling around with Trump, and while the candidate says he thinks Obama was born in the United States, he hasn’t condemned Trump for spreading the conspiracy theory. Last night, they raised money together in Las Vegas, and the Obama campaign has hounded Romney for tying himself to a stubborn birther.

Trump has more allies than you might think in his fight. Michael Andretti, a race car driver who was on Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice,” said in an interview that Trump’s plain-speaking style is lacking in American politics. But he conceded that Trump needs evidence for his birther theory to stick.

“It’d be nice if he could have some hard, hard proof on it,” Andretti said. “If he did, then I think you need to really shout it out.”
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Once upon a time, I heard "Birthers" for the first time.

I experienced a fleeting thrill,
is this a new fetish broken upon the world?

Alas no.

Merely the stubbornly stupid stomping statements into the minds of the studious.

...

That said, it was funny when Colbert said he was born in Kanye.
 
O-dad's Medium said:
Perhaps they are now re-birthers?
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Goddamnit. I bet this batch is even more information resistent than the last batch.

Look guys we gotta crush this thing this time. Just like bacteria they become increasingly immune to information over time, if we don't utterly anihlate them this time there might be no stopping them.
 
Sean Renaud said:
Goddamnit. I bet this batch is even more information resistent than the last batch.

Look guys we gotta crush this thing this time. Just like bacteria they become increasingly immune to information over time, if we don't utterly anihlate them this time there might be no stopping them.
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why do you hate freedom? why are you a slave to the obama regime?
 
Sean Renaud said:
Goddamnit. I bet this batch is even more information resistent than the last batch.

Look guys we gotta crush this thing this time. Just like bacteria they become increasingly immune to information over time, if we don't utterly anihlate them this time there might be no stopping them.
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why do you hate the birthing process?
 
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