Class Reunions

[johnnieblue44]

I know, as a man, when I do attend either high school or college reunions, I do so without a spouse or significant other, in an attempt to lay at least one of the women I couldn't do when we were classmates.

It worked twice, failed about eight times. I figure 20 percent is not a bad ratio. It's twice more that I would have gotten laid if I hadn't gone.......

Is this why most men go to reunions? And how about the women..? Based on my personal reserach, albeit a small sample, do women go to reunions hoping they'll get laid?

Do tell........

 

[KRCummings]

Never been to one.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Never been to one.

I have to believe there has been more sex at reunions than at proms.....

 

[Aquagal]

I know, as a man, when I do attend either high school or college reunions, I do so without a spouse or significant other, in an attempt to lay at least one of the women I couldn't do when we were classmates.

It worked twice, failed about eight times. I figure 20 percent is not a bad ratio. It's twice more that I would have gotten laid if I hadn't gone.......

Is this why most men go to reunions? And how about the women..? Based on my personal reserach, albeit a small sample, do women go to reunions hoping they'll get laid?

Do tell........

You've been to ten class reunions?

I've never been to any of mine.

 

[KRCummings]

I have to believe there has been more sex at reunions than at proms.....

I doubt it but so what if there is?

 

[johnnieblue44]

You've been to ten class reunions?

I've never been to any of mine.

I guess you'll have to come with me to my next one, then, so I can both increase my ratio, and to break your reunion cherry.

Ya know, simply in the name of research.

xo

 

[Super-Surprise]

Never been laid.

FYP

 

[BossMan62]

Fuck a bunch of old over weight mother fuckers.

 

[Redatlit]

I go to reunions because I probably set it up.........and I truly want to talk with my classmates. I am that popular girl that everyone hopes is fat, but isn't. Yeah, that's me.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I go to reunions because I probably set it up.........and I truly want to talk with my classmates. I am that popular girl that everyone hopes is fat, but isn't. Yeah, that's me.

You sound like exactly the kind of ex-classmate I go to reunions for.....

 

[Aquagal]

You sound like exactly the kind of ex-classmate I go to reunions for.....

I already got ditched at the reunion.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I already got ditched at the reunion.

Even better. A ditched woman at a reunion. Horniest species on the planet....

xo

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I dont get invited to reunions. I suspects its cuz none of my kids are queer and all of them work and pay taxes. None are ex-cons, either.

 

[1fromawoodpile]

I dont get invited to reunions. I suspects its cuz none of my kids are queer and all of them work and pay taxes. None are ex-cons, either.

Blacks don't participate either, for a different reason.

Not enough of them graduate to justify the exercise.

They also meet up frequently enough in the penitentiary.

 

[RoryN]

I dont get invited to reunions. I suspects its cuz none of my kids are queer and all of them work and pay taxes.

You only get invited if you graduated.

(Is JBJ for real, or someone's character?)

 

[thør]

If I go to reunions, it's with my wife. Been to a few. Missing the one this summer due to a trip out of the country.

 

[cum2ut]

I only went to my 5 &10 yr one, just to see if I still hated everyone I went to school with. At the 5 yr I did, but the 10, I guess I mellowed a little & didn't hate as many. Then I didn't get invited to our 20, so I hate them all again & am boycotting my 25th one, just to show them. Yeah, like anyone would care.

 

[Image]

Never did a reunion...

Just wanted to say hi, you freak

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I only went to my 5 &10 yr one, just to see if I still hated everyone I went to school with. At the 5 yr I did, but the 10, I guess I mellowed a little & didn't hate as many. Then I didn't get invited to our 20, so I hate them all again & am boycotting my 25th one, just to show them. Yeah, like anyone would care.

My 40th is coming up.

After I connected with that old gang of mine on FACEBOOK I unfriended the whole crew. I'm the only one with no faggot kids. In the 50s it was pregnant daughters, now its faggot sons. Its our Crown of Thorns.

Reunions are like American Idol. If the gang likes how well off you are you get to advance to the next round at the next reunion.

 

[piccicatopolka]

A guy I date who lives two hours away felt that going with me to my reunion was a sign of a more serious relationship so he didn't go. I wanted to show him off.

 

[piccicatopolka]

whoops - system fart

*removed double post*

 

[Fuckette]

A bunch of my friends attended an all male school. I received an invitation to their 20th reunion.

 

[hobbit.]

Chain and padlock the fire exits, disable the dialout unit on the fire alarm system (removal of the fuse can often achieve this) then get a pet rat (easier to handle) smear it with petroleum jelly (Vaseline) really rub it into its fur nice and deep, then set fire to it (preferably several) and let them run around the basement of the building.... settle a few old scores.

school reunions? nah.

 

[ChinaBandit]

My high school graduation class was very small. Moreover, we were (probably still are) a collection of totally self absorbed brats interested exlusively in partying and sex. That is the way it was in 1980. We barely maintained class officers and everything we attempted to do (without alcohol or pot) collectively was a cluster fuck. So bad, that someone invariably stole the car wash money to fund their own keg party the very same weekend. Our senior yearbook was six months late. I was two months into my freshman year at college before receiving it. So much for those thoughtful quotations and lasting memories. Needless to say, no reunion.

 

[oggbashan]

My reunion would have to be in Australia. I wouldn't travel that far to meet people I forgot forty years ago.

Locally school reunions tend to be for the first five years and never again. The few that are organised for later dates tend to be boring because people revert to their juvenile personalities, or boast about their achievements.