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AngusMan

AngusMan

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I always used to say that I can outlast any woman, but last night, I met my match. I can usually last 2 hours, 3 if I pace it, but this woman I'm dating right now wore me out after 4 1/2 hours, and she still wanted more! Just stick her picture right next to the word "Nymphomaniac" in the dictionary, cause she is insatiable! I LOVE THIS GIRL! Now I just have to figure out how to keep pace with her without sharing her out too much. I do honestly believe she could wear out every eligible bachelor and bachelorette in my squadron and still not be satisfied. She regularly breaks her toys. I'm thinking about getting her a sawsall with one of those dildo atatchments. Hopefully, she won't break that!

I am honestly at a loss as to what I can do to this woman. Any ideas would be appreciated. I don't think theres anything she hasn't done or wouldn't do to satisfy her body. :confused:

I may actually have to start exercising again to keep up with her.
 
neci said:
figure out how to satisfy her brain. it should be near her cunt.
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Oh, I can satisfy her. Her orgasms last night counted in the high 40's I'm sure. Its figuring out how to not get worn out that I need to do.
 
AngusMan said:
I always used to say that I can outlast any woman, but last night, I met my match. I can usually last 2 hours, 3 if I pace it, but this woman I'm dating right now wore me out after 4 1/2 hours, and she still wanted more! Just stick her picture right next to the word "Nymphomaniac" in the dictionary, cause she is insatiable! I LOVE THIS GIRL! Now I just have to figure out how to keep pace with her without sharing her out too much. I do honestly believe she could wear out every eligible bachelor and bachelorette in my squadron and still not be satisfied. She regularly breaks her toys. I'm thinking about getting her a sawsall with one of those dildo atatchments. Hopefully, she won't break that!

I am honestly at a loss as to what I can do to this woman. Any ideas would be appreciated. I don't think theres anything she hasn't done or wouldn't do to satisfy her body. :confused:

I may actually have to start exercising again to keep up with her.
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Stop living in fantasy land would be a good start.
 
AngusMan said:
I always used to say that I can outlast any woman, but last night, I met my match. I can usually last 2 hours, 3 if I pace it, but this woman I'm dating right now wore me out after 4 1/2 hours, and she still wanted more! Just stick her picture right next to the word "Nymphomaniac" in the dictionary, cause she is insatiable! I LOVE THIS GIRL! Now I just have to figure out how to keep pace with her without sharing her out too much. I do honestly believe she could wear out every eligible bachelor and bachelorette in my squadron and still not be satisfied. She regularly breaks her toys. I'm thinking about getting her a sawsall with one of those dildo atatchments. Hopefully, she won't break that!

I am honestly at a loss as to what I can do to this woman. Any ideas would be appreciated. I don't think theres anything she hasn't done or wouldn't do to satisfy her body. :confused:

I may actually have to start exercising again to keep up with her.
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Loser.

Fucking 101: Pace yourself damn it!
 
AngusMan said:
I always used to say that I can outlast any woman, but last night, I met my match. I can usually last 2 hours, 3 if I pace it, but this woman I'm dating right now wore me out after 4 1/2 hours, and she still wanted more! Just stick her picture right next to the word "Nymphomaniac" in the dictionary, cause she is insatiable! I LOVE THIS GIRL! Now I just have to figure out how to keep pace with her without sharing her out too much. I do honestly believe she could wear out every eligible bachelor and bachelorette in my squadron and still not be satisfied. She regularly breaks her toys. I'm thinking about getting her a sawsall with one of those dildo atatchments. Hopefully, she won't break that!

I am honestly at a loss as to what I can do to this woman. Any ideas would be appreciated. I don't think theres anything she hasn't done or wouldn't do to satisfy her body. :confused:

I may actually have to start exercising again to keep up with her.
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Dear Penthouse letters:

:rolleyes:
 
AngusMan said:
I always used to say that I can outlast any woman, but last night, I met my match. I can usually last 2 hours, 3 if I pace it, but this woman I'm dating right now wore me out after 4 1/2 hours, and she still wanted more! Just stick her picture right next to the word "Nymphomaniac" in the dictionary, cause she is insatiable! I LOVE THIS GIRL! Now I just have to figure out how to keep pace with her without sharing her out too much. I do honestly believe she could wear out every eligible bachelor and bachelorette in my squadron and still not be satisfied. She regularly breaks her toys. I'm thinking about getting her a sawsall with one of those dildo atatchments. Hopefully, she won't break that!

I am honestly at a loss as to what I can do to this woman. Any ideas would be appreciated. I don't think theres anything she hasn't done or wouldn't do to satisfy her body. :confused:

I may actually have to start exercising again to keep up with her.
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Hey! Do us all a favor, please, and shut the fuck up!
 
Ok I don't know, there is coming and there is coming. I like to keep coming, but I am not insatiable. I can stop no problem and be totally happy. I do get dehydrated, and more and more exhausted so unless I get fluids and food there is a limit.

Who lasts the longest is not what really matters to me but more I can I feel it, recall it days, weeks, months even years later? That is what mind blowing sex is all about.
 
vetteman said:
Something was obviously amiss, his pile driving thrusts didn't cripple her pelvis and his relentless pole failed to force the air out of her lungs. Fucking engineers will be studying this anomaly for years.:rolleyes:
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One time we [Submarine] were surfaced and taking on a personnel helo drop. We were all wondering wtf a USAF chopper was doing making the drop instead of Navy or Coast Guard. All of us on general comm. Seconds before the navy courier dropped down the line, I overheard him say".......You do understand that's the lever that cuts the line after I drop down, right?..(static)...."

A few minutes later, I am asking the courier wtf was that all about. He screamed,"Air Force......you really don't want to know!" True story.
 
Johnny_Ray_Wilson said:
One time we [Submarine] were surfaced and taking on a personnel helo drop. We were all wondering wtf a USAF chopper was doing making the drop instead of Navy or Coast Guard. All of us on general comm. Seconds before the navy courier dropped down the line, I overheard him say".......You do understand that's the lever that cuts the line after I drop down, right?..(static)...."

A few minutes later, I am asking the courier wtf was that all about. He screamed,"Air Force......you really don't want to know!" True story.
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I seen navy personal do some pretty stupid shit to.
I was on the Reagan seen two red shirts pull the pig tails on ordnance of a chocked plane.
 
Noor said:
Ok I don't know, there is coming and there is coming. I like to keep coming, but I am not insatiable. I can stop no problem and be totally happy. I do get dehydrated, and more and more exhausted so unless I get fluids and food there is a limit.

Who lasts the longest is not what really matters to me but more I can I feel it, recall it days, weeks, months even years later? That is what mind blowing sex is all about.
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Hmmm... I'll keep that in mind. Thanks.
 
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