Fill me in on all the dirt and gossip from the last few years, hmm?

[O-dad's Medium]

But it still has the old magic.

*quietly puts the black candles down*

Dammit.

That was supposed to be a secret.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

No fucking way . . .

I find there usually is...

Particularly if it involves fucking.

 

[Peregrinator]

*quietly puts the black candles down*

Dammit.

That was supposed to be a secret.

We already tried to rip out 1HF's heart and eat it. It was a no-go, remember?

 

[1HF]

Wouldja look at that. Hi you.

Heya Perg.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

We already tried to rip out 1HF's heart and eat it. It was a no-go, remember?

That may have been your plan.
Mine was distinctly slanted to favor moans over screams.

Well... Screams of pain.

Well... Screams of unwelcome pain.


Nevermind, I seem to have distracted myself.

 

[1HF]

True. You here to class up the joint, or is this a drive-by?

I'm not sure yet.

 

[Peregrinator]

Heya Perg.

I lurk. I stalk. I still care. Still there.

That may have been your plan.
Mine was distinctly slanted to favor moans over screams.

Well... Screams of pain.

Well... Screams of unwelcome pain.


Nevermind, I seem to have distracted myself.

I...

what? Wait, I...

No, that's not it.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I...

what? Wait, I...

No, that's not it.

You KNOW I didn't eat hearts after that one time I tried it and the poor thing turned out not to have one.

 

[1HF]

I know...

Especially about me.

It's like the universe makes no sense at all anymore.


Hello again.

We'll have to make some up!


Hello back at you. Been a while.

 

[islandman]

1HF is not actually a brunette!

Oh, the scandal.

 

[Paendragon]

I find there usually is...

Particularly if it involves fucking.

Where have you been, man?

I'm not sure yet.

What, you don't miss the cesspool?

 

[Peregrinator]

1HF is not actually a brunette!

Oh, the scandal.

Can you imagine if sometime around 2008 she went the way of Karen?

 

[phrodeau]

Bob Zmuda was posting for a while, but nobody knew who he was or acknowledged him, so he went away.

 

[glynndah]

Someone should....

Otherwise, I might think this place is just the same old cesspool....

But it still has the old magic.

Magic cesspools! My favorite kind.

 

[FinePhilly]

Magic cesspools! My favorite kind.

The magic is in the various varieties of sludge...

 

[Saint Peter]

Sludge???




You always say the nicest things!

 

[FinePhilly]

Sludge???




You always say the nicest things!

I'm all sugar and rainbows. Had you forgotten?

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm all sugar and rainbows. Had you forgotten?

I have not!

Says right here on the spreadsheet "sugar and rainbows."

 

[FinePhilly]

I have not!

Says right here on the spreadsheet "sugar and rainbows."

I suck at spreadsheets.

 

[Peregrinator]

I suck at spreadsheets.

Can you taste the rainbow?

 

[FinePhilly]

Can you taste the rainbow?

Tastes like chicken.

 

[Peregrinator]

Tastes like chicken.

I never knew you were a lesbian frog.

 

[FinePhilly]

I never knew you were a lesbian frog.

There's so much we don't know about each other.

 

[islandman]

There's so much we don't know about each other.

Didn't know you were French.

Explains a lot.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Can you taste the rainbow?

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