Zombie-like Activity in Miami, FLA (5/27/12)

[Morcheeba]

A naked guy attacked another naked guy and then ate his face.

There he was just chewing away.

Freakedthefuckout witnesses waved for help (Urban Weekend, a cop on every corner no doubt as they'd expected 2,000 arrests this holiday weekend).

Police arrived and screamed for the man to stop. Yet, he continued to eat the other dude's face. An officer shot at him once. The man took the bullet and even growled then kept eating the flesh off his victim's face (one report says he also took an eye out). Apparently it took half a dozen bullets to kill the man.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/27/2819885/investigation-continues-into.html

 

[Morcheeba]

Calm down everyone, calm down.

Apparently a Canadian man did something similar in a bus about 5 years ago?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Important part is that the police took no chances for a zombie apocalypse and shot the infected.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

They will need a "Silence of the Lambs" mask, for that one. yikes! Zombie Tourism ?

 

[Morcheeba]

Not sure bout you, but that was a great Miami Heat vs. Celtics game. (i say this now but wait til they have to play in Boston, aye yi yi)

This is what it all boils down to, the 4 best NBA teams duking it out.

Go Spurs and GO HEAT!!!!!!! Take it to Final 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

The sports media keeps on drumming a positive message about the Heat. (What is in it, for them?) Will have to wait and see, what will happen.

 

[Morcheeba]

Important part is that the police took no chances for a zombie apocalypse and shot the infected.

Many want the morgue locked until we find out more. I'm fucking serious.

This story even made the Chicago Tribune...

 

[Sean Renaud]

Many want the morgue locked until we find out more. I'm fucking serious.

This story even made the Chicago Tribune...

Wise people. No point in taking chances. Lock down the hospital and anybody with a fever should be kept at gun point until we have answers. Also execute everybody on my ignore list, we might not get another good excuse.

 

[Morcheeba]

They will need a "Silence of the Lambs" mask, for that one. yikes! Zombie Tourism ?

But he's so very precise with his technique... a Ray Liotta brain is something you want to focus on before you carve it out and eat it.

 

[KRCummings]

Many want the morgue locked until we find out more. I'm fucking serious.

This story even made the Chicago Tribune...

That's just common fucking sense.

 

[Morcheeba]

The sports media keeps on drumming a positive message about the Heat. (What is in it, for them?) Will have to wait and see, what will happen.

What are you watching? All I hear is how old the Celtics players are and how winning will be good for them. Fuckers just won a few years ago! The Heat, now, they do need a positive message. Watch how LeBron plays his balls off and also the connectivity he has with DWade anymore. Those boys are Capricorns and their bdays are only days apart... they've finally realized to not let the alpha beat the alpha.

GO HEAT!

 

[Peregrinator]

Tox screen/autopsy results will be interesting. I just hope we hear about it in time for me to buy some weapons and such.

 

[Morcheeba]

Wise people. No point in taking chances. Lock down the hospital and anybody with a fever should be kept at gun point until we have answers. Also execute everybody on my ignore list, we might not get another good excuse.

Fever? You silly.

Speaking of which, I guess that's why those dudes may have been naked in the first place.

Felt like they were boiling inside.

 

[KRCummings]

Tox screen/autopsy results will be interesting. I just hope we hear about it in time for me to buy some weapons and such.

They always cover this shit up until it's too late.

 

[Morcheeba]

KRCummings, everyone gets it. You want to eat my face off or some shit. Bitch, go to bed and leave my threads alone.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Tox screen/autopsy results will be interesting. I just hope we hear about it in time for me to buy some weapons and such.

They always cover this shit up until it's too late.

So where are we meeting up when this shit is official?

 

[Morcheeba]

Okay, raise your hand if you actually watched the 7 minute video.

The whole thing is obstructed sans the part of the cop shooting and the two naked guys laying there and the one (survivor) at the very end trying to get up.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Reminds me of the "28 Days Later" movie- they were filled with rage. Zombie sex life- they don't suck face, they....

 

[Peregrinator]

They always cover this shit up until it's too late.

True, but we have this forewarning, and there will be youtube and Twitter to let us know what happens in Miami.

So where are we meeting up when this shit is official?

Got a four wheel drive anything? I suggest deep woods/mountains, away from people.

 

[Morcheeba]

Witnesses heard at least half a dozen shots go off...

Then the Miami Herald changed their story and went looking for witnessess.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Got a four wheel drive anything? I suggest deep woods/mountains, away from people.

Nope. I'm actually aiming to get myself on a boat. Anything that can stay at sea for months without making landfall should be just fine once we clear it out. Just so we're clear I'm not in charge, I'm the guy who makes all the hard decisions behind your back.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Sean Newell wrote on the popular sports blog, Deadspin: “This kind of crazy only happens in Florida.”


Truer words were never written.

 

[Peregrinator]

Nope. I'm actually aiming to get myself on a boat. Anything that can stay at sea for months without making landfall should be just fine once we clear it out. Just so we're clear I'm not in charge, I'm the guy who makes all the hard decisions behind your back.

Just FYI...zombies aren't inconvenienced by water. They come wandering out of it, so docking will have to be extremely careful. And piracy will be a huge concern.

 

[Morcheeba]

One story that got deleted was about two homeless men who 'live' in that area.

One was awoken from 'napping' by Miami police. The other said he'd just returned from having a hot shower/meal at a nearby church. Both had no clue nor did they give police their real names. Wait, my memory serves and one called himself RIO.

They also said no hardcore drugs go down where they dwell, let alone PCP, Crack or whatever.

Reading it all made me think of the movie 'Rampart' starring Woody Harrelson. The one fucking movie Woody shoulda won Best Actor Oscar.

 

[Morcheeba]

Sean Newell wrote on the popular sports blog, Deadspin: “This kind of crazy only happens in Florida.”


Truer words were never written.

Ahh, so you've googled this! Know how I know?

Because my kitten, given the quiet "you go" moment, could've pooped all that out and even in cursive.