Fill me in on all the dirt and gossip from the last few years, hmm?

If Islandman says you're good, that's enough for me.

He's pretty cool for a guy who can't handle hard liquor.

Hello there, nice to meet you.

He's good peeps but I won't let him know that, his head barely fits through the door as it is.
 
Search the lost and found, then we can discuss open legs. ;)

So nice to see you back, cutie.

Good thinking.

For my part, I'm glad to see quality has not deserted the GB. :cool:

And honestly, I'm only as acute as a thistle.
 
You are an asshole and I rue the day I ever met you!

Most women do.


If Islandman says you're good, that's enough for me.

He's pretty cool for a guy who can't handle hard liquor.

Please don't give away all my secrets on your first day back, okay?


Hello there, nice to meet you.

He's good peeps but I won't let him know that, his head barely fits through the door as it is.

Lots and lots of lube.
 
It's an unfortunate side effect of being a Giants fan.

I just spent 4 hours in the blazing sun in 90 degree heat to watch the Tigers beat my Twins yet again.

I'd rather not talk about baseball.
 
It was a glorious game! Sorry about your pain. ;)

To be completely fair, it was an excellent game, I had high hopes when we were leading, only to be dashed quickly thereafter. Oh well.
 
To be completely fair, it was an excellent game, I had high hopes when we were leading, only to be dashed quickly thereafter. Oh well.
The way the Tigers' bullpen has been performing I was quite sure you were going to win the game with a walk-off home run.
 
The Lit member known as Problem Child passed away. Did you know him? I didnt.
 
There's some dirt and gossip to the effect that all my previous comments looking down on the whole notion of "Lit relationships" are now inoperative.

Also, Karen Kraft is a fat lawyer. With a penis.
 
There's some dirt and gossip to the effect that all my previous comments looking down on the whole notion of "Lit relationships" are now inoperative.

Also, Karen Kraft is a fat lawyer. With a penis.

Oh no! You got caught in the web...

Odd. I always thought KK was a witch. Ya learn something new every day.
 
Don't know you but hello.

Busybody is insane and possibly gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
KarenKraft was outed and is in fact a fat dude named Ken.
Vetteman is a pimp.
RoryN came out of the closet.
KRCummings is hot for me.
I turned down Dolf because she is English and talks funny.
Drixxx accused Laurel of having unnatural affections for canines. I know gross, right?
Pink was outed as a redneck who likes auto racing.
Renard_ruse was outed as complete idiot named Renard_ruse.
Miles had been cybersexing with KarenKraft and still does so refusing to admit it is a dude.
Vattassassin is Ishmael's love child. Somebody actually fucked Ishmael. Gross, right?
I had an erotic dream involving Honey123 and hot wax. I really do not wish to talk about it.
 
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