lover vs. fighter

Fighter.

One of my favorite quotes was spoken by a faggot brawling with a bunch of guys in a bar. The guys pushed the faggot till he pulled outta knife and said, THE ONLY THING I LIKE BETTER THAN SUCKING DICKS IS FIGHTIN'
 
I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Unless I'm surrounded by zombies. Then my inner House of the Dead mode kicks in.
 
Fighter.

One of my favorite quotes was spoken by a faggot brawling with a bunch of guys in a bar. The guys pushed the faggot till he pulled outta knife and said, THE ONLY THING I LIKE BETTER THAN SUCKING DICKS IS FIGHTIN'

I call bullsh*t.

Why do fags go to straight people bars these days anyway? The two groups used to go to their own bars because both groups wanted it that way. It was much happier for everyone.
 
The trick is: position and evade, retreat to the corner of the ring, go down for the count and play dead.

A new tactic for me, I usually walk right into the knock blow instead of run like hell. I'm really stupid or brave in love.
 
Loving and fighting produce the same effect for me so I can take it either way.
Right. In the end, you still want to fuck someone.:D


I call bullsh*t.

Why do fags go to straight people bars these days anyway? The two groups used to go to their own bars because both groups wanted it that way. It was much happier for everyone.

Because there is always going to be someone from either of the 2 groups who want to stir up shit. Bars are good for that sort of thing. Fine, if all you want to do is have a couple of drinks and GTF out of there.

I miss the old days in bars where anyone not belonging to the local hangout crowd got kicked out. Or no one bothered siding with the dumb sap that does the 'stirring up' when he gets knocked up side the head.
 
Both.

Been up and loving her since 3.40am.

It's now 6.29 and I've only just managed to fight her off and make my 'scape :eek:
 
Both.

Been up and loving her since 3.40am.

It's now 6.29 and I've only just managed to fight her off and make my 'scape :eek:

I hope no bed sheets were harmed prior to your posting this?

My most favorite bed sheet set, EVER, were fucked up last week. The comforter stuffing coming out on one, the mattress sheet ripped when I was trying to make it fit........I am still pissed about it. :mad:

If they went out in a blaze of hot blazing, gratuitous sex, then I would be pleased they lived a good life until their last hour. (pause for a moment of silence in dedication to my beloved bed sheets.....gone forever)
 
You have favourite sheets? That's cute.
Well, you had favourite sheets.

My sheets are ok. I bought them sale not so long ago. Egyptian, you see. You can pull and pull and pull and they won't rip ;)
 
You have favourite sheets? That's cute.
Well, you had favourite sheets.

My sheets are ok. I bought them sale not so long ago. Egyptian, you see. You can pull and pull and pull and they won't rip ;)

It is the comforter I miss the most. I could walk around naked and grab it at a moment's notice to cover up in when someone showed up. If a wonderful female friend showed up to get warm in the winter, then all I have to do is share w/out getting undressed.:devil:
 
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