'Pleasant Peach Flavour' is a lie.

warrior queen

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Not only does it not taste remotely like peaches, but there's absolutely nothing pleasant about it.
The pharmacist is a con artist.
 
I like fresh peaches. Can't stand them baked/cooked or canned.
Unfortunately, this new medication comes in one flavour, Pleasant Peach.
When I see the pharmacist again, I will have a few choice words.
 
The problem with peach flavoring is that it's always too strong. Real peaches have a more subtle flavor that the overpowering stuff they put in things. I've never tasted good peach flavoring.
 
Fake flavors are not like real flavors. You can't experiment with them and be pleasantly surprised or suddenly educated. They are harsh, disappointing, and soul-crushing to those hapless many who think of orchards and bushes and their bountiful fruit waving forth in slow motion while a flute plays through the speakers. No, it's phenylalanine and paraben, and ethyl dimethylicone triacetate (totally out of my ass there). If you are graced by the good lord Jesus H. Macy to come across an imitation "X" flavor that doesn't compel you to ritual suicide, marry it. Lock that shit down, and desire no other. This isn't Wolfgang Puck's kitchen, it's Pfizer's diabolical underground lab.

Whew... that was fun!
 
It's pleasant for the pharmacist. He banks your money and laughs up his sleeve.
 
I made the mistake of mixing my colonoscopy prep with my favorite flavor of Gatorade. I can't drink it anymore.
 
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