Did You Ever Fuck an Insatiable Woman?

[islandman]

I did, but ultimately my penis broke down.

 

[butters]

can't say i have - but sorry about your penis. is it undergoing therapy? :condolences:

 

[Sinny]

For that, I am truly sorry. I did order you a special hydraulic unit to prop up your junk next time.

 

[RoryN]

Yes.

For awhile, I thought such a creature might be a myth. I was very happy - life-affirmingly happy - to find out that's not the case.

At 3AM, even if she was in a deep sleep, I'd rub her back, and her response would be to start masturbating furiously. She'd then grab my cock and suck me for all I was worth until I came in her mouth, then start masturbating again. Awesome.

She was on the fast track for marriage and multiple kids, though. So, it didn't last.

 

[neci]

poor thing.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Women gonna be the death of me, but what a way to go.

Lyrics from a song by Ray Kennedy.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I did, but ultimately my penis broke down.

Link?

 

[rimmy]

I married one.



yay me.

 

[Sinny]

Holy shit! A Rimmy sighting.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Holy shit! A Rimmy sighting.

Well, with an insatiable woman, I doubt that he's had time for Lit.

 

[rimmy]

Holy shit! A Rimmy sighting.

Your gnome texted me.


Still waiting on that pic of your ass though.

 

[Sinny]

Your gnome texted me.


Still waiting on that pic of your ass though.

My ass refuses to sign a consent form for ass pics. So frustrating.
Good to see ya, fucker. (By fucker, I mean hot guy who deserves bjs)

 

[rimmy]

My ass refuses to sign a consent form for ass pics. So frustrating.
Good to see ya, fucker. (By fucker, I mean hot guy who deserves bjs)

Can't you forge your asses signature?

 

[Sinny]

Can't you forge your asses signature?

Bitch has a freakin' lawyer on retainer. Ffs.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Bitch has a freakin' lawyer on retainer. Ffs.

It's an ass, of course it's covered.

 

[islandman]

I married one.



yay me.

Regards to the bean!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

It's an ass, of course it's covered.

Except when it's not.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Bitch has a freakin' lawyer on retainer. Ffs.

So you're saying your lawyer is responsible for your briefs??

 

[Sinny]

Regards to the bean!

+1

So you're saying your lawyer is responsible for your briefs??

*snort*

 

[pink]

Yes, yes I have.

 

[islandman]

Yes, yes I have.

Do tell.

 

[Saint Peter]

...a fifty foot woman
is never satisfied...

 

[fluffPE]

82.5 times....I had to stop.

 

[KRCummings]

Aren't most people sexually insatiable? It's not like we ever really stop wanting it, we just learn to prioritize things as life takes us on our journey.

 

[KRCummings]

82.5 times....I had to stop.

A real man would have finished the job.