Closeted Lesbian Actresses/Artists/Athletes

KingOrfeo

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Spinoff (not parody) of this thread of morcheeba's. I can't think of any obvious suspects at the moment (the ladies do seem to have an easier time of it coming out, nowadays), but it'll be some good two-in-the-morning fun for us all to mas- erm . . . speculate . . . ;)
 
I feel the desire to explain my "don't be hatin'" line...

Jamie Kennedy in 'Malibus Most Wanted' movie has to be one of the funniest films EVER. Watched it again today and still couldn't stop laughing. Hard. Oprah Hard.
 
If we were to extend this to non-artistic public figures, then, Janet Reno and Condoleezza Rice, definitely.
 
Morchy's thread was interesting and original. Yours - not so much.
 
Jodie Foster - Contact
Portia de Rossi - from Ally McBeal
Cynthia Nixon - Sex and the City
Lindsay Lohan - Parent Trap
Lady Gaga
Whoopie Goldberg
Lily Tomlin
 
I feel the desire to explain my "don't be hatin'" line...

Jamie Kennedy in 'Malibus Most Wanted' movie has to be one of the funniest films EVER. Watched it again today and still couldn't stop laughing. Hard. Oprah Hard.

It pleases me that you like this movie. Cracks me up...the movie.
 
Outing people is overrated, unless they're prudish hypocrites. That being said, I wish that certain actresses were gay, so they wouldn't be such man-haters (after all, what reason would lesbians have to be man-haters, with notable exceptions). The angry misandrist claptrap coming from Diane Keaton and Bonnie Hunt gets to where I refuse to watch any of their films unless there is an actor or actress that I do like or admire on there as well (and even then, not even Steve Martin can make me watch Father of the Bride or Cheaper by the Dozen again).

I sometimes wondered about Natalie Merchant, but what the fuck do I care? She sings great, though I wish she wasn't a vegetarian (but, hey, that's none of my damn business). I wondered about Elizabeth Mitchell, too, but who the fuck cares? To quote from the title of the Peter McWilliams book, "Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do". RIP, Peter. :rose:

In my Bible-thumper days, I really hated Hillary and was convinced that she was a radical feminist closet political lesbian (like Andrea Dworkin or Patricia Ireland). Now, I no longer give a damn. As long as Bill doesn't mind, I have no reason to object. And if he does mind, there's such a thing as divorce. I just don't want her to be President (then again, I don't want Obama in there, but I'm not voting Republican again, just to kick him out....it's not worth betraying my anarchist principles). Admittedly, she's unlikely to be President and even less likely to unveil some secret radical feminist agenda upon taking office. Fundamentalists really do have vivid imaginations. She's a femi, but I no longer think she's that kind of nutcase.
 
Nothing wrong with that. I gather that she's nicer than that girl she played in Ally McBeal. After a while, I couldn't bear to watch that program anymore. It became so revolting. I don't know what David Kelly was smoking. And one can only stomach but so much of Calista Flockhart.
 
Nothing wrong with that. I gather that she's nicer than that girl she played in Ally McBeal. After a while, I couldn't bear to watch that program anymore. It became so revolting. I don't know what David Kelly was smoking. And one can only stomach but so much of Calista Flockhart.

And there wasn't much of her to begiwith
 
And there wasn't much of her to begiwith

God, you're right. Bring that poor girl a steak and a fully loaded baked potato. A strong wind could blow her away. :devil: It would be one thing if she was just naturally slim, but that girl needs to eat something.
 
Jodie Foster - Contact
Portia de Rossi - from Ally McBeal
Cynthia Nixon - Sex and the City
Lindsay Lohan - Parent Trap
Lady Gaga
Whoopie Goldberg
Lily Tomlin

almost all of these women are out. you're a fucking moron.
 
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