Underage sex/sex with minors

[BTTap]

Thanks, Handleypage

for reading what I wrote. I agree. Any suggestions?
I have a friend who is a fine arts (creative writing) professor, and he keeps bugging me to take a seminar (audit). Maybe I should do it. Anything worth doing is worth doing well (or as well as possible while pissed).
Safebet-this is the time when most of the dykes I associate with would call me a cry-baby wussy for crying about you hurting my feelings. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have enough going on in your life to give a shit about my opinion of you one way or another.
I HAVE read about half of your poetry to far, btw. Not bad....but then I'm no fucking judge of poetry either.
Regards, all....

 

[sr71plt]

I HAVE read about half of your poetry to far, btw. Not bad....but then I'm no fucking judge of poetry either.
Regards, all....

None of that is the poetry of the poster posting now as safe-bet. That poster was reported to have died, and this poster stole her account. This poster has claimed to write nothing but the type of discussion board post you can read here for the past year or so. (Nice, right?)

 

[Safe_Bet]

for reading what I wrote. I agree. Any suggestions?
I have a friend who is a fine arts (creative writing) professor, and he keeps bugging me to take a seminar (audit). Maybe I should do it. Anything worth doing is worth doing well (or as well as possible while pissed).
Safebet-this is the time when most of the dykes I associate with would call me a cry-baby wussy for crying about you hurting my feelings. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have enough going on in your life to give a shit about my opinion of you one way or another.
I HAVE read about half of your poetry to far, btw. Not bad....but then I'm no fucking judge of poetry either.
Regards, all....

First of all, thanks but only one of those poems was written by me. The rest of them and all of the stories were written by my late wife. Please also note that a couple of the weirder/suckier stories were written as jokes to poke fun at asshats like Scouries.

Secondly, it was not my intent to "hurt you feelings". If I came off as harsh, I'm sorry. You just need to understand that a lot of us really like this place and REALLY appreciate how Laurel runs it. Using terms like "heavy handed" is GONNA get a rise out of us.

Lastly, this is a freakin porn story site. I, and several people like me, can get a bit "rough". It's not personal. Hell, I don't know you from fucking Adam so how could it be? My suggestion is mebe listen to the "intent" of what is being said rather than just the words, ya dig?

 

[Safe_Bet]

None of that is the poetry of the poster posting now as safe-bet. That poster was reported to have died, and this poster stole her account. This poster has claimed to write nothing but the type of discussion board post you can read here for the past year or so. (Nice, right?)

Fuck off, douchebag!

Once again you are telling fucking lies.

BTW, asshole... Remember in that other thread where you were whining about how you NEVER jump in and attack people without direct provocation? Just ANOTHER lie, same as being a spy plane pilot, international diplomat, Michner's ghost writer, on and on and on.

So like I said, fuck off hypocrite.

 

[BTTap]

I'm sorry for your loss

It is a terrible thing losing someone you love. Maybe you'll tell me which poem you wrote. Or, maybe I'll guess it.
Like water off a duck's back, I can handle a few angry, and even condesending, words. Just don't be insultin' my momma. Dig?
But while we're on the subject.....how long do I have to wait until (pause)...never mind.
p.s., this site is great, douchebags and all.

 

[sr71plt]

Monitor safe-bet Usurper for a while. I think you can figure out her posting personality all by yourself.

 

[Safe_Bet]

It is a terrible thing losing someone you love. Maybe you'll tell me which poem you wrote. Or, maybe I'll guess it.
Like water off a duck's back, I can handle a few angry, and even condesending, words. Just don't be insultin' my momma. Dig?
But while we're on the subject.....how long do I have to wait until (pause)...never mind.
p.s., this site is great, douchebags and all.

It's this one:

http://www.literotica.com/p/i-missed-my-little-nymph-today

I am not a writer and certainly not a poet, but I was even told by a REALLY good poet (The Fool) that he liked it. (Course his silly 'ol ass is biased because she and he adored each other).

P.S. Try to ignore the "ranting". Pilot likes to try to punch my buttons by insulting my late wife (who incidentally ASKED me to keep this account going) and I KNOW I punch his because I have a very low tolerance for arrogant Prima donnas like him.

Just ignore us.

 

[BTTap]

Showing off my lack of inductive reasoning while under the influence...

...in a very public forum. I guess I have it figured out.
NOW, do you understand how I managed to overlook the underage policy?

 

[MagicFlute]

One day in a coffee shop...

this conversation was overheard at a local coffee shop."I actually have the 12 yr old regularly. Probably a couple of times a month. When i can afford it i do enjoy a 18 yr old But am happy to have the 12 on a regular basis." 2nd guy says " this is true. And i must say that generally there is not much difference between an 18 yr old and a 21yr old. You really need to go to the 25-30 yr old to get to a new experience and taste!" "So true. But there is a big difference between the 12 and 18." An old lady who overheard the conversation was disgusted and called the police in. Upon questioning it turned out the 2 men were whiskey reps and were discussing a particular scotch. They were innocent of any wrong doing But were still confronted by authority in a public and had their laptop and briefcases gone through. Did the old lady apologise? No. Moral to the story is everybody needs to be careful about the perception of other people. I commend this site for it's policy...

 

[3113]

Moral to the story is everybody needs to be careful about the perception of other people...

So the question wasn't about having sex with underage people, but about having sex with whiskey?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

So the question wasn't about having sex with underage people, but about having sex with whiskey?

Drinking the whiskey, I imagine. I can see this happening. Those not in the know about whiskey may not understand the aging process and difference between the ages.

Relevant line from "The Day After Tomorrow" by Ian Holm, "Are you mad? That's a twelve-year old Scotch!"

 

[Safe_Bet]

So the question wasn't about having sex with underage people, but about having sex with whiskey?

Drinking the whiskey, I imagine. I can see this happening. Those not in the know about whiskey may not understand the aging process and difference between the ages.

Relevant line from "The Day After Tomorrow" by Ian Holm, "Are you mad? That's a twelve-year old Scotch!"

Sev, that concept that just zoomed WAY THE HELL over your head was called humor.

If you google it you might find the subject of interest (or most prolly not).

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Whatever.

 

[MagicFlute]

So the question wasn't about having sex with underage people, but about having sex with whiskey?

I'm sure whiskey has been responsible for many people having sex

 

[Stella_Omega]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0TBwFLW4GY

 

[Scotsman69]

Scotch

is whisky, not whiskey. That's Irish, Canadian, or US-distilled.

Sorry to be pedantic, but hey! I'm Scots.

this conversation was overheard at a local coffee shop."I actually have the 12 yr old regularly. Probably a couple of times a month. When i can afford it i do enjoy a 18 yr old But am happy to have the 12 on a regular basis." 2nd guy says " this is true. And i must say that generally there is not much difference between an 18 yr old and a 21yr old. You really need to go to the 25-30 yr old to get to a new experience and taste!" "So true. But there is a big difference between the 12 and 18." An old lady who overheard the conversation was disgusted and called the police in. Upon questioning it turned out the 2 men were whiskey reps and were discussing a particular scotch. They were innocent of any wrong doing But were still confronted by authority in a public and had their laptop and briefcases gone through. Did the old lady apologise? No. Moral to the story is everybody needs to be careful about the perception of other people. I commend this site for it's policy...

 

[liberjeffery]

At the risk of sounding repetitive, it is indeed their (i.e. owners of Literotica) site, which they pay for, the latter of which you don't contribute to, I'm assuming. Therefore, if you're not fond of the rules, it is the internet, I'm sure you could find a cozy space to fit your kink(s) or fancy elsewhere.

Nevertheless, from what I've read thus far, it seems to be a rather nice forum with active moderators & administrators. From my experience, a lack of rules & a lack of enforcement of said rules usually turns into a troll-infested board that becomes unbearable to even sift through.

My quarters worth of input.

 

[MagicFlute]

is whisky, not whiskey. That's Irish, Canadian, or US-distilled.

Sorry to be pedantic, but hey! I'm Scots.

Take me down to Mercat Cross, stick me in the stocks and whip me. I should have known that.

 

[topace]

Drinking the whiskey, I imagine. I can see this happening. Those not in the know about whiskey may not understand the aging process and difference between the ages.

Relevant line from "The Day After Tomorrow" by Ian Holm, "Are you mad? That's a twelve-year old Scotch!"

You know, that's one of my all-time favorite movies (The Day After Tomorrow).

 

[Cruel2BKind]

At the risk of sounding repetitive, it is indeed their (i.e. owners of Literotica) site, which they pay for, the latter of which you don't contribute to, I'm assuming. Therefore, if you're not fond of the rules, it is the internet, I'm sure you could find a cozy space to fit your kink(s) or fancy elsewhere.

Nevertheless, from what I've read thus far, it seems to be a rather nice forum with active moderators & administrators. From my experience, a lack of rules & a lack of enforcement of said rules usually turns into a troll-infested board that becomes unbearable to even sift through.

My quarters worth of input.

No moderator here, and it shows.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

You know, that's one of my all-time favorite movies (The Day After Tomorrow).

And Ian Holm is one of my favorite actors....he has a certain steeliness to him which is admirable in all of his characters.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

And Ian Holm is one of my favorite actors....he has a certain steeliness to him which is admirable in all of his characters.

Bilbo and androids and weathermen...oh my!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Bilbo and androids and weathermen...oh my!

I always wondered about Bilbo and Frodo...note that Frodo never marries and joins Bilbo in the Undying Lands.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I always wondered about Bilbo and Frodo...note that Frodo never marries and joins Bilbo in the Undying Lands.

Bilbo was almost dead!

I always thought that Samwise must have been bisexual.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Bilbo was almost dead!

I always thought that Samwise must have been bisexual.

Hey, a last romp before he passed on....and one never knows how Frodo and Sam passed their nights on the way to Mount Doom. Maybe the "gardener" bit had two meanings.

Not to mention what was going on between Merry and Pip. They were very....close, weren't they?