Did You Ever Fuck an Inflatable Woman

[thirty]

Inflatable women are perfect: They have nice figures and you can fuck them whenever you want and you don't have worrry about pregnancies, STDs etc...


Unfortunately I'm unable to keep one at home... Anyone wants to share your experiences?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Sorry, I only inflate if I eat a box of cream puffs or it's that time of the month.

 

[fair_warning]

A friend and I got chatting to the shop assistant in a sex store....she told us that the inflatable dolls caused a few issues as some purchasers wanted to exchange them...and couldn't understand why the returns policy didn't allow them to exchange them after they had obviously been inflated....

 

[thirty]

A friend and I got chatting to the shop assistant in a sex store....she told us that the inflatable dolls caused a few issues as some purchasers wanted to exchange them...and couldn't understand why the returns policy didn't allow them to exchange them after they had obviously been inflated....

Inflatable women will be valueless after they lose their virginities?

 

[Quoll]

I bit mine on the nipple, she farted and jumped out the window, take care.

 

[1fromawoodpile]

Now we know why America needs Einstatzgruppen.

 

[osprey44]

Define inflated... I know a few BBW's that are definitely inflated, too bad we couldn't just open a valve and let out a few pounds...

yeah, I know... I woke up in a bad mood this morning...

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

All women are inflatable if you feed them enough. And that goes for their egos too.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Inflatable women will be valueless after they lose their virginities?

They're wortheless after their first prick ...

 

[thirty]

Define inflated... I know a few BBW's that are definitely inflated, too bad we couldn't just open a valve and let out a few pounds...

yeah, I know... I woke up in a bad mood this morning...

By your defination... how many have you fucked? Would you mind to share your experiences?

 

[fluffPE]

I popped the bitch!

 

[koalabear]

Where Killy when you need him.

 

[TallMan69]

I bit mine on the nipple, she farted and jumped out the window, take care.

Sounds like a classic scene from Leisure Suit Larry!

 

[KingOrfeo]

Unfortunately I'm unable to keep one at home...

Why not?

 

[bronzeage]

Inflatable women are perfect: They have nice figures and you can fuck them whenever you want and you don't have worrry about pregnancies, STDs etc...


Unfortunately I'm unable to keep one at home... Anyone wants to share your experiences?

I'd rather be arrested for public masturbation under a suntan lotion billboard than have somebody find a sex doll in my house. It would be much less embarrassing.

 

[SoloPussy]

Inflation

What's worse than your wife catching you with an inflatable sex doll?

Catching your wife with your doll.

 

[unregistered]

 

[KingOrfeo]

Catching you with the neighbor.

This is the Lit, not real life. You post that and you know we're gonna think "three-way."

 

[BossMan62]

Never done an inflatable doll, but I stroked a pocket pussy a few times.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Never done an inflatable doll, but I stroked a pocket pussy a few times.

I might try one of those sometime . . . but an inflatable doll is just a little too Uncanny Valley for me.

 

[thirty]

Never done an inflatable doll, but I stroked a pocket pussy a few times.

It's better than masturbation?

I assume physically it should be better than a real pussy, right?

 

[KingOrfeo]

It's better than masturbation?

No, it's a form of it. So is doll-fucking.

 

[ChinaBandit]

I can't imagine fucking a piece of plastic.

I urge that thirty returns to society.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I have never fucked an inflatable woman.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I can't imagine fucking a piece of plastic.

I daresay there's more than a few ladies here who could recommend it.