What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?

[troubledone]

i'll do that next time

When is that next time ??

 

[Sonofawhore]

I smiled when i shot a load on the crotch of my mom's thong... Gonna put it back in her drawer tomorrow

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I smiled when i shot a load on the crotch of my mom's thong... Gonna put it back in her drawer tomorrow

Yup. School is definitely out, at least in some areas.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

the big banana that i was shoving in my hot wet cunt

I was thinking of shoving the cucumber up

i'll do that next time

When is that next time ??

Really? REALLY? WTF does this have to do with BDSM? Was the banana non-consenting? Did it fight and squirm and try to avoid your disease-ridden twat, biting and kicking all the way? Or had it signed a slave contract to allow you to do whatever you wished to it, regardless of the consequences to its health?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Okay, I found an intelligent discussion/conversation in the Talk forum, and I'm not so cranky now.

As for other smiles, from "Above the Law," a website that focuses on legal issues as well as amusing things that happen in the law:

Wow, This Sixth Circuit Judge Knows A Lot About Bourbon
By Christopher Danzig

We’ve been dealing with a lot of negativity around here recently, what with the implosion of Dewey, the stress of finals, Texan lawyers flying off the handle. Seems like things are getting a little out of control. So, everyone, let’s just slow down and enjoy a nice story about drinking. Specifically the story of the recent Sixth Circuit decision about good old Kentucky bourbon.

The case involved an intellectual property dispute between Maker’s Mark and Jose Cuervo tequila. And the ruling begins with an epic six-page discussion about the history of whiskey.

I’m not complaining, but the opinion might have worked better as a history lesson…

Substantively, Judge Boyce F. Martin Jr.’s ruling in Maker’s Mark Distillery v. Diageo North America upholds a lower court decision that the makers of Jose Cuervo cannot use dripping red wax on their tequila bottles, because it violates the classic trademark “dress element” on Maker’s Mark bottles. Take that, Mexican liquor that makes people do crazy s**t! Don’t even try to mess with our American whiskey!​

There's more in the original article, linked through the headline above, including some interesting bourbon history (for those who, like me, have bourbon as their liquor of choice, or at least one of their liquors of choice).

 

[Kajira Callista]

skating butt plugs

 

[PrettyKitty10]

talk of milking cows with someone a little twisted...

 

[the captians wench]

Was sitting at the farmer's market with my couple having breakfast at the same table as a group of college kids (who I assume attend the same school I will be soon) when the only girl in the group starts talking about a guy they know.

She was going on about how he had a live in girlfriend and another girlfriend, and was trying to get the two girls to be okay with the situation. She reportedly told him that it would never work, it never could work, no one would agree to that situation, and he was an idiot.

I started giggling, and looked up to find Mrs. giggling too. *giggles* Of course when we started giggling together Mr. wanted to be filled in on the joke as he wasn't paying attention. Then he got a "cat with the canary" grin on his face. *giggles*

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

A VERY productive weekend!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

skating butt plugs

I'm not sure I want an explanation of this

 

[Kajira Callista]

I'm not sure I want an explanation of this

lol read the twue submissive thread

 

[northwoods_sub]

Having an opportunity to serve this morning = great morning

 

[gypsy*seer]

New laptop!

finally!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

New laptop!

finally!

Yay! *slaps a high geek five*

 

[Keroin]

So, my agent, having tuned into all this Fifty Shades of Grey hubbub, and seeing dollar signs, mentioned to L that I should write erotic fiction under a pen name.

Little does he know...

 

[Latina49]

An invite and I had two hours to reach his location...this was my response, still smiling!!!

LMAO, oh well in that case let me shower, shave, brush my teeth, tease my hair, put on my fuck me pumps and speed down to S.D., with hopes not to get a ticket...so you can fuck me for hopefully 30 minutes and then rush back home before hubby comes home!!!! whew...I'm tired just thinking about it...have a great day

 

[seela]

Spinach. Eggplant. Batman. Making friends with the new owners of our favorite summertime harbor cafe. Coining haikus and tankas while soaking aching feet in the ice cold lake water.

And he brought me flowers when he came home from work, early.

 

[the captians wench]

Snow peas! In my balcony garden btw.

 

[CouchPotato]

The dementia patient who escaped from the retirement home who was walking down the street in his underwear. Sad and very funny at the same time.

 

[ArchLady03]

Getting out of work at a reasonable time today

 

[Kurokami]

Feeling healthy again. Being able to go out with D and perv on guys with her, before taking her home for some highly refreshing naughty stuff. With rope.

Oh yeah, I'm back.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Checking off some big tasks on my to do list annnnnd pup is totaly a rope toy tuggin healthy boy again!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Checking off some big tasks on my to do list annnnnd pup is totaly a rope toy tuggin healthy boy again!

Yay for the Pup! ::Shrug:: on to-do lists.

 

[Cattypuss]

What Sir W said.

 

[Azalea]

The thought of the Fifty Shades trilogy dominating the endcap bookshelf at the local Sam's Club.....LOL