Gin and sugar free tonics

[Bert Notorius]

with a slice of lime. Today is the first day of the year that warrants it.

Skål (isn't the little circle over the 'a' so cool?)

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[warrior queen]

I have to ask, is the diet working?
Coz you seem to be making an awful lot of strange food decisions.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Of course. Can't you tell?

 

[warrior queen]

No. But that could be because the thought of sugar-free tonic and deep fried asparagus has not quite reconciled in my brain.
I need a purple hat.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [a goanna is sizzling over a fire. Sue looks ill] How do you like your goanna? Medium? Well done?

Sue Charlton: You don't really expect me to eat that?

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah, its great. Yeah, try some of these yams, try the grubs and the sugar ants. Just bite the end off, they're really sweet. Black fellas love 'em.

Sue Charlton: [tentatively tries a yam] What about you, aren't you having any?

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Me?
[Mick starts working on a tin with his knife]

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: ...Well, you can live on it, but it taste like shit.

 

[warrior queen]

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [a goanna is sizzling over a fire. Sue looks ill] How do you like your goanna? Medium? Well done?

Sue Charlton: You don't really expect me to eat that?

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah, its great. Yeah, try some of these yams, try the grubs and the sugar ants. Just bite the end off, they're really sweet. Black fellas love 'em.

Sue Charlton: [tentatively tries a yam] What about you, aren't you having any?

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Me?
[Mick starts working on a tin with his knife]

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: ...Well, you can live on it, but it taste like shit.

Hahahaha.. I have a friend named Skippy, who is the original croc dundee.
He lives fully rough, often heading out into the outback for months at a time, living off the land.
His real job is working as a wild buffalo catcher.
The ladies (including this one) are all just a little bit in love/lust/awe of his awesomeness.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Hahahaha.. I have a friend named Skippy, who is the original croc dundee.
He lives fully rough, often heading out into the outback for months at a time, living off the land.
His real job is working as a wild buffalo catcher.
The ladies (including this one) are all just a little bit in love/lust/awe of his awesomeness.

That's pretty much how Americans picture all Aussies.

 

[warrior queen]

That's pretty much how Americans picture all Aussies.

Sadly, we have our nancy-boys too. Fluffy, useless types, much like the bastardex (the ones who say they can do stuff, but then have spare parts after replacing brake pads )