What's Dwyane Wade's Problem?

[Morcheeba]

A) The spelling of his first name

B) Gabrielle Union banged the rest of the Heat on a cruise ala Daunte Culpepper stylee

C) The Indy Pacers are just too fucking good

D) The coaching upsets him

E) E for anyone to add their thoughts/comments


Btw, hey all! Are you enjoying the NBA Playoff Season?

 

[Bert Notorius]

fuck no.

 

[richard_daily]

What's Dwyane Wayne's Problem?

A) Re-Run keeps stealing his dance moves.

B) Shirley won't show him her boobs.

C) something else.

 

[Morcheeba]

fuck no.

You know, at this rate I bet King James really fucking wishes he'd chosen da Bulls over the Heat.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Wish the Celtics would have won, but they're still in good shape. I'd love to see a Boston-Indiana conference championship.

The Spurs are amazing. It would be great to see Duncan going for his fifth title.

I'm still bummed about Derrick Rose, though.

 

[Bert Notorius]

You know, at this rate I bet King James really fucking wishes he'd chosen da Bulls over the Heat.

basketball is pretty far down his list.

 

[Morcheeba]

So many locals are in HEAT about them losing so horribly last night. Not only locals, but Heat fans across the nation.

It's all bittersweet for me, but I know (about) and adore more Heat players than the Pacers to sidestep. I love LeBron, I love Dwade... but when you fucking perform like that during the 3rd game in a Playoff Series...

Even Dirk Nowitzki with a high fever/illness outplayed him and went on to win.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Nah, what's eating Flash.

 

[Morcheeba]

basketball is pretty far down his list.

The Pacers have 5 guys who put up 15, 18, 19, 21, 17 points solid during the playoffs (thus far)...

El Heat, well, there's LeBron busting his ass and magicman Mario Chalmers, that's about it. They didn't prepare for a Chris Bosh injury????

At least the Hoosiers, no matter the team, know how to learn their players how to shoot 3pointers and freethrows.

 

[Bert Notorius]

2 superstars aren't enough.

 

[pierrelarue161]

Who the fuck is this guy, anyway?

 

[Morcheeba]

http://fullcourtpumps.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dwyane_wade-300x300.jpg

 

[Morcheeba]

2 superstars aren't enough.

Phil Jackson never woulda pulled a hot Lebron for 4 minutes and allowed the Pacers to creep up like they did. It's called keeping the momentum alive and letting that workhorse fucking WORK HIS DICK AND BALLS OFF.

 

[Morcheeba]

Did you mean Daunte Culpepper, pierre?

 

[1fromawoodpile]

It would be hilarious if James never wins a title.

 

[pierrelarue161]

Did you mean Daunte Culpepper, pierre?

I don't watch basketball, so I meant Dwayne Wade originally. Then again, I don't know who the fuck Daunte Culpepper is, either. I barely know who Gabrielle Union (that she is a hot black actress). Much of today's pop culture eludes me.

 

[ILienBagby]

Dwayne Wade's problem (e)

For all of his talent, he is a sore loser and unable to own up to his mistakes. First, he gave away his team leadership to lebron by enticing lebron to "bring his talent to Miami." No more MVP, no more team leader, oh, and no more championship. He (Wade) just can't deal with those losses---just look at him on the bench or interacting with lebron. Second, he is the worst sore loser ever for a great player. Is there one other top 50 player of all time who would remain in the backcourt to argue with a referee after a no call instead of rushing back in defense? I can't think of one. Wade does that consistently and then, to top things off, runs back FINALLY and commits a flagrant foul to vent his frustration. My sincerest wish is for the Heat to be eliminated by Indiana this week. The seven championships Wade (and Lebron and Chris) promised are stuck in the swirl of a reeking toilet now. If Wade were a MAN he would have controlled his temper instead of taking his frustration out on his coach, thereby making it almost impossible for the coach to control his team. Wade is simply a great talent BUT also an excuse maker and a person unable to accept his own failures.

 

[1fromawoodpile]

The Heat are fucked and I love it!

 

[Morcheeba]

Well, it seems as though The Flash and his old self is back, for now.

Something like 38 combined points between him and LeBron today to defeat the Indy Pacers at Indy during Game 4 of the series.

Only Haslem of the Miami Heat hit a freethrow to break their nonstop scoring stride. Some of the Pacers looked bewildered. There were also MANY Heat fans jumping up and down in the stands during it all and I found that shocking.

ILienBagby, nice little commentary/rant there. Thanks for responding

 

[Morcheeba]

Oh Indy Pacers...

...next season. You'll be major contenders once again. This year it's not about underdogs but Top Dawgs raking in da bucks.

DWade and the rest of el Heat advanced to the Semi Finals.

Anyone catch this amazing article?

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--d...de-by-cracking-lance-stephenson-20120523.html

What it boils down to is the fact that if you keep fucking with current elite NBA players like LeBron and DWade, be prepared for a smackdown.

During the first two Heat vs. Pacers games I was sickened by the way the Pacers kept playing dirty against them. Hard elbow here, intense slap to the groin there, unnecessary shove there... nuh uh, those Heat boyz are worth fucking million$ so stop that!

But they were scrappy and kept going on and on and the Heat took it!

Then Pat Riley cancelled a Friday team practice for everyone but his moneybagboys. Yeah, his 2012 Dream Team minus Bosh - and everything turned around. LeBron skilled and killed. Flash returned. The Pacers looked DEFEATED (or told, hey, accept this - Heat vs. Celtics is great for ratings)....

Sorry Larry Bird, but Pat Riley went HARD (H.A.R.D.) on your team.

 

[Morcheeba]

Here it is June 7th

And El Heat have beaten the Celtics to advance to Game 7 (do or die) this upcoming Saturday night (8:30 PM EST in Miami. Location doesn't matter, even those with $12,000 tickets sit on their asses, don't cheer, sip their Chardonnay and then leave early).

King James scored 45 pts. 9 rebounds and had a few assists tonight. The fucker ROCKED HIS BALLS OFF. Anyone see that look in his eyes... holy shit, he wants this.

DWade well, 17 pts. He pretty much had one of those playoff nights when he purposely didn't come to play and was forced to shoot freethrows for half-attempting. He could be seen on various sectors of the court doing nada - I mean JACK SHIT - and that is upsetting to me.


FLASH!!!

Please oh Please​

Come back Game 7​

 

[hummermania]

Basketball?
I'd rather watch 2 guys ice fish.

 

[TallMan69]

Nothing wrong with Wade tonight. And Battier what a night!

 

[TallMan69]

Looks to be a good Finals.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I'm in heat; hide your legs.

 

[Morcheeba]

Nothing wrong with Wade tonight. And Battier what a night!

Wade was crisp and more than fine tonight. Since this is the Finals, our local ABC network had a 30 minute Heat special showing a clip of DWade practicing (and sweating profusely even by himself) for like 4 total hours today in Oklahoma. He may have even contacted his ex coach from Marquette the way he did when he was in a slump vs. the Pacers around the time I created this thread.

Whatever he did paid off because the Thunder... oh wow. They are an amazing new team.